All categories - 30 June 2006

found these Viagra jokes wanted to share a few with you.

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.


The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.


So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.


She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."


The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."


"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."


: What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A: A guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.

2006-06-30 20:37:59 · 7 answers · asked by JenniT 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I would change my height..I have hated being tall.
Men seem to be scared of tall girls and tall men seem to end up with tiny mates....and dances and nightclubs are a nightmare...so is living in an asian country at times...and people seem to think being tall also makes you stupid the way they talk at you about your height.
What would you change?

2006-06-30 20:37:59 · 24 answers · asked by Maggi 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-30 20:37:56 · 7 answers · asked by kasper356 1 in Credit

i am depressed. i dont want to live any longer feeling this way.the only cure i know is suicide.

2006-06-30 20:37:53 · 29 answers · asked by pgks 1 in Mental Health

2006-06-30 20:37:45 · 6 answers · asked by hpower_india 1 in Other - Education

2006-06-30 20:37:41 · 10 answers · asked by marajana 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-06-30 20:37:17 · 11 answers · asked by Rodney 2 in Religion & Spirituality

One of the powers would have to be the ability to switch between an amazingly hot guy and gorgeously beautiful woman... but other than that, what would the gay super-hero's powers be? What kind of weakness would they have?

2006-06-30 20:37:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

i hope so or ive lost my bet money lol

2006-06-30 20:37:10 · 20 answers · asked by angela j 3 in English Football

i weigh 280 lbs right now and i want to drop at least 40lbs can it be done by christmas time?

2006-06-30 20:37:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Imagine someone is in the United States and you are Uganda in Eastern Africa and you communicate almost daily. would you say this thing can work out?

2006-06-30 20:36:57 · 4 answers · asked by quorora 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-30 20:36:56 · 12 answers · asked by de 1 in Adolescent

http://www.chevrolet.com/performance - See it unvieled in the 2006 Detroit Auto Show

2006-06-30 20:36:43 · 14 answers · asked by Jason 4 in Chevrolet

2006-06-30 20:36:37 · 10 answers · asked by Titu 1 in Computer Networking

2006-06-30 20:36:27 · 1 answers · asked by This is new! 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-06-30 20:36:22 · 6 answers · asked by anyapurba d 1 in Friends

I'm praying for Portugal, of course, because I'm Portuguese. I just want to know who you think will win the match and why.

2006-06-30 20:36:09 · 14 answers · asked by Arabella 3 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-30 20:35:58 · 7 answers · asked by asiflatur 1 in Security

has anyone , any company or any country thought about the reprocotions of the day when we do ( if we do) find a cure? is our planet ready to support an exponential addition of people? so then the true question is: are we ready to find a cure?

2006-06-30 20:35:58 · 19 answers · asked by charleszayaz 2 in Environment

k so there is this song i really wanna know who sings it but have no idea i dont reallly know the words to the song only this part when he goes there is a time in life when eveybody cries n the song has been in the movie bewitched n in one of the episodes of lizzie mguire if u know plz tell me who sings it thank u

2006-06-30 20:35:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

....That hurt A LOT! Why do I ALWAYS leave that thing right in my path???

2006-06-30 20:35:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i go to the gym almost every day and i do cardio almost every day = my friend told me that is better to do it only once in a week so i wont get to skinny? what do you thinks about that issue.

2006-06-30 20:35:40 · 8 answers · asked by maciek_palubicki 2 in Skin & Body

I am not a religious finatic at all...but.. if this is so, and life is so hard, then why do we even bother?

2006-06-30 20:35:36 · 22 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-30 20:35:34 · 11 answers · asked by Sunshine : 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-06-30 20:35:28 · 4 answers · asked by JULIE C 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-30 20:35:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-30 20:35:15 · 4 answers · asked by Cal 1 in Internet

with all the problems in the world today, how many people think the space program is a waste of money.

2006-06-30 20:35:02 · 10 answers · asked by Stuie 6 in Astronomy & Space

2006-06-30 20:34:47 · 5 answers · asked by Guclu 1 in Other - Destinations