All categories - 29 June 2006

Saint Peter, was sitting behind a desk on front of the gates of
heaven, getting ready to start his day.
"May the first person come." He said

"Hello, Saint Peter." said the first person.

"State you name and tell me how you spent your life." he said.

"Oh Saint Peter, I am a nun, who spent her life helping those in
need, and serving the Lord."

"Here is a golden key, it will open the Gates of Heaven."

And off the nun went.

"Next." said Saint Peter. "How did you spend your life."

"I spent my life like a normal human being." another woman said. "I
told some lies, white lies here and there. But nothing serious."

"Here I give you a Silver Key. It is for the Pulgatory. You may go
now." he said. "Next. Tell me, how did you lived your life?"

"Oh Saint Peter, my life was spent on parties, with a different man
every day. I loved a good dance, drinking, and having a different man
every night. You might call me a creature of the night."

2006-06-29 20:32:40 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is Bob Saget dead? I have heard rumors about him dying.?

2006-06-29 20:32:35 · 5 answers · asked by hnyangelfire101 2 in Television

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Does anyone know of any Gnostic Christian churches in the New jersey area?

2006-06-29 20:32:34 · 4 answers · asked by sarah 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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iam not able to enter in to the system it stop the booting?

2006-06-29 20:32:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

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Why do a lot of Protestants think that denominations existed when all Christians were in the Catholic Church?

The Catholic Church is not a "denomination" since for about 1000 years, the Catholic Church was the only Christian Church and all Christians in the world were members of it.

"Denominations" happened after the first Protestants split off from the Catholic Church and when people split from that split and so on and so on. Now today we have over 33,000 Protestant denominations with new ones being founded each day. With Protestantism, if someone doesn't like a certain teaching, all they have to do is leave that congregation and start their own congregation with one less teaching. For example, many modern Protestants are now denying the existence of Hell and sin, and some don't even believe in God but still call themselves "Christian". I think that this is the ultimate end result of that slippery slope.

2006-06-29 20:31:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Does ppl really look down on ITE students?

2006-06-29 20:31:59 · 7 answers · asked by animex3 2 in Other - Education

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ok so i really want to know...did al gore invent the internet?

2006-06-29 20:31:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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y doesnt my bf get jealous?

Everytime when i told him some guys r tryin 2 woo me even though i got a bf, he wont even feel jealous. He wil just say, "they shld jux take a mirror n look at themselves" Is this an act of confident or he doesnt love me? And even if we seldom meet, he doesnt seems to miss me at all. My bf is the sort whu seldom say sweet nothings and do romantic stuffs.

2006-06-29 20:31:22 · 6 answers · asked by Star_Fairy 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

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how can i stop my female greyhound killing my lawn by weeing on it without stopping her from going on it?

2006-06-29 20:31:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

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can you give any idea or site on how to make a database using web page?

How to program or connect databases to web pages rather using web page forms you can save a databases...

2006-06-29 20:30:58 · 5 answers · asked by edwinbiasbas 1 in Programming & Design

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Since this is an anonymous forum, Tell us what you do to waste time at work... Besides Y/A?

2006-06-29 20:30:57 · 17 answers · asked by and,or,nand,nor 6 in Polls & Surveys

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how small is the heart of an ant?

Do they have a heart at all?

Can I apply to be the Patron Saint of Insects?I don't think that position is taken.

2006-06-29 20:30:45 · 11 answers · asked by whirl_wind_mallard_man 2 in Philosophy

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I want to boost the speed of my downloads in free what should i do for this.. any site add. or software ?

cause of cost effective unlimited pack of internet, i am using 100kvps speed connection.. so i need to have a download booster , but it must be free of cost.

2006-06-29 20:30:25 · 6 answers · asked by 99thwonder 1 in Software

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But why are most crossdressers straight?

2006-06-29 20:30:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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hey sorry everyone for my stupid and idiotic questions!!!!!!!!?

i was just having a survey regardibg sunthin!!!!!!!!
have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-29 20:29:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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high-level business model document?

I have been asked to supply a high level business model document and am not quite sure what this should include or the layout. I have been searching for software for a new business venture and have been asked by a world leader in software to supply this to them - any ideas?

2006-06-29 20:29:38 · 2 answers · asked by hypnoticauk1 1 in Other - Business & Finance

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free ten points to the first one who writes this down: (case-sensitive)?

i AM stUpid So YOu ARE And I waNT TO SUicIDE.

2006-06-29 20:29:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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Whats the best practical joke you have ever played?

2006-06-29 20:29:29 · 9 answers · asked by Ramen Lover!!! 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

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i only 49kgs, but my arm looks like flabby arms, how can I to get rid of it?

2006-06-29 20:29:26 · 8 answers · asked by T.A. 1 in Skin & Body

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tell someone you don't want to see a movie?

How do you tell someone that you don't want to go to the movies with them? We had planned to see another movie but she decided she didn't want to see it anymore. I can't say that I don't have a ride or money. And I've already told her I really don't want to see that movie.

2006-06-29 20:29:25 · 3 answers · asked by po 2 in Friends

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cAN ANYBODY HELP MEEEEH?!?

I'm in a 8-man roster "Salary Cap" League...my pitchers are having problems right now, at least thats what i think...do YOU think these pitchers are good enough??!!? .. if not, what move should i make to get at LEAST ONE better pitcher..and which pitcher?

Here's the team I got right now...

P Liriano, Francisco $6,640,000
P Hamels, Cole $950,000
P Billingsley, Chad $880,000
C Laird, Gerald TEX $1,680,000
CI Pujols, Albert STL $10,210,000
OF MI Soriano, Alfonso $7,580,000
OF CI Berkman, Lance$7,210,000
OF Wells, Vernon $7,000,000

2006-06-29 20:29:15 · 4 answers · asked by elemen o 1 in Fantasy Sports

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Has anyone ever died from smoking marijuana?

I have to prove to a friend of mine that it is not lethal and I am also interested myself...I spent four hours researching and from what it sounds like marijuana is safer to smoke than cigarettes. Can somebody help me out and tell me whats the deal with this? Why are cigarettes available so readily and are legal when "pot" is nowhere near as dangerous??

2006-06-29 20:28:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education