If you could write your own 10 commandments?

Question

time to be God boys and girls, don't screw up or angels will explode ^_^ good luck...

Answer 1

i would keep the same one God made. =]

Answer 2

1) Do not be a Pedophile.
2) 18 + Share your body with the opposite sex at least 3 times a week, and give the little prongs a chance too. LOL
3) Remember its the little things in life that really count.
4) Don't smoke weed, it rots your brain, and intelligent people don't wanna have to deal with your stupid sh!t, and think for 2 people.
5) Thou shalt not proselytise. Your perception of things are different than other peoples.
6) Thou shalt not have no other gods before me, but that doesn't mean you can't have any other gods beside me or behind me.
7) Thou shalt love everyone, including me, the same way I love you.
8) Remember always that Love is unconditional, and comes in ways that won't turn you into a Spoiled Brat.
9) Remember that my works are not to become a slave or subservient., and your higher mind doesn't belong with the corprate world.
10) Don't except the "CHIP" it will disconnect you from your higher mind and intuition, and from me.

For I am your Father, and give you life, Freedom of Choice.
I give you living foods to stay alive and well.
I give you light, to understand with precision, the bigger picture.
I give you Love to get along better with others.
I give you joy and laughter to appreciate the good times you had and the ones to come, and the little things in life.

By the way--
11) The Burning Bush is really another name for the Firey Crotch.
12) Laugh as often as you can, it will keep you young.
13) Remember to also Love your enemies, they might hate it, but oh well, fu*k'em, your job is to love not hate.
14) http://www.alternativescentral.com/healthcrusade.htm
15) http://www.buildfreedom.com/tl/origin/chapter_11.shtml

Answer 3

a million. Thou shalt conceed that Miller Lite is both 'great tasting' AND 'a lot less filling.' 2. Thou shalt haven't any idol except David Letterman. 3. Thou who smelt it actually dealt it. 4. Thou shalt covet the l33t fps gamers who pwn you in Battlefield 1942 and practice to knife wrestle them later. 5. Thou shalt speaketh no extra about Harry frickin' Potter. 6. Thou shalt no longer picketh of thine nostril even as using and adjusting the vehicle stereo. 7. try no longer. Do or do no longer. there is not any try. 8. Thou shalt not in any respect taketh the word 'go away Brittany on my own!' in vein. 9. Thou shalt no longer make passing aspect out of my actual purposes, rashes, or random actual ailments of a own nature to the girl that i'm attempting to pickup on the bar. ( i tried to keep that sparkling.) 10. Thou shalt no longer talketh in public as written contained in the previously enscribed commandments...eth.

Answer 4

1=treat others as you want them to treat you
2=be honest no matter what the cost
3=do not bite the hand that feeds you
4=love yourself
5=do not criticize nor condem
6=do not cheat/steal
7=be giving and kind
8=remember no man/woman comes before your children
9=set goals and accomplish them
10=do not take the little things for granted

Answer 5

1. don't act stupid
2. don't bug me with your problems
3. their must be some form of ice cream store every 3 miles
4. their must be some form of dough nut store every 3 miles
5. don't care so much about nothing
6. all guys must be tanned
7. ALWAYS listen to EVERYTHING I say
8............

Ah I can't think of any more. But I wouldn't really change them, I like them the way they are lol.

Answer 6

u r yr own boss, write down 10 or 20 commands, no one can stop u.

Answer 7

1 Don't Steal
2 Don't Kill
3 Don't Judge
4 Don't push your beliefs on others
5 Love yourself
6 Love your children unconditionally
7 Don't Lie
8 Don't physically harm others
9 Help People
10 Ummm...Have a lot of sex???

Answer 8

from an atheist:

1.thou shall not do harm unto anyone in my name

2.thou shall not worship me

3.thou shall not persecute others for their beliefs

4.thou shall not steal when unnescessary

5.thou shall not kill

6.thou shall not proclaim yourself a false prophet

7.thou shall not misinterpret this book

8.thou shall question everything

9.thou shall not send spam emails

10.thou shall not have a tenth commandment because i cant think of one

Answer 9

The same one that God made.it wouldn't matter anyways.humans fail to obey Gods laws more less mine are they going to obey.

Answer 10

There is no need for ten.

"Intentionally cause no malicious harm"

is the only commandment anyone should need.

Answer 11

presently there is enough commandments exists. so don't wast your time thinking these kind of stupidities.