Saint Peter, was sitting behind a desk on front of the gates of
heaven, getting ready to start his day.
"May the first person come." He said
"Hello, Saint Peter." said the first person.
"State you name and tell me how you spent your life." he said.
"Oh Saint Peter, I am a nun, who spent her life helping those in
need, and serving the Lord."
"Here is a golden key, it will open the Gates of Heaven."
And off the nun went.
"Next." said Saint Peter. "How did you spend your life."
"I spent my life like a normal human being." another woman said. "I
told some lies, white lies here and there. But nothing serious."
"Here I give you a Silver Key. It is for the Pulgatory. You may go
now." he said. "Next. Tell me, how did you lived your life?"
"Oh Saint Peter, my life was spent on parties, with a different man
every day. I loved a good dance, drinking, and having a different man
every night. You might call me a creature of the night."
2006-06-29 20:32:40 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
said a
beautiful Girl.
"Here is a key made of Copper." he said.
"Is that the key to Hell?!"
"No, thst is the key, for my apartment."
2006-06-29 20:32:46 · update #1
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2006-06-29 20:51:37 · update #2
Lol. good one.
one thumbs up for u =)
2006-06-29 20:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by vainybaby 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hope you realise you'll be meeting this same Saint ...someday. He'll probably give you a black key (or a black eye). lol
2006-06-30 04:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... nice one you've got there.. Heard of it before but the funny essence is still there regardless of the umpteen times it has been told...
Cheers..(",)
2006-06-30 03:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!
2006-06-30 05:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by Aaron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....So, which key are you expecting??? If it is copper then IM me.
2006-06-30 04:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by CK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.... definitely not for the religious
2006-06-30 03:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one there.never heard this one.by the way thanks for the reply about the hearts!
2006-07-01 04:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Ra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great man!!!!!!! Got any more?!?!?!
2006-06-30 03:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-06-30 03:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one..........
2006-06-30 04:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋