John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal
his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and
his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of
the evening, while watching the two react to each other, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John saying, " Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a
letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
2006-06-29
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