John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal
his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and
his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of
the evening, while watching the two react to each other, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John saying, " Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a
letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
2006-06-29 21:11:30 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm
not saying that you "didn't" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day..........Don't lie to your mother.
2006-06-29 21:11:37 · update #1
Another one:
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A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"
2006-06-29 21:12:41 · update #2
Brilliant - I loved both of these!! Got any more good uns?!
2006-06-29 21:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i heard the first one though a lot of times on here very very old but the second one is hilarious lol check ya later â¥
2006-06-30 04:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! I think I heard it on funnypart.com before. The second joke is disgusting!
2006-06-30 04:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard the first 1 before.. but the second is good
2006-06-30 04:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by duff007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey...you are good! You need to tell more! I have heard 3 funny jokes from you now and want more. thanks for the laugh. ROTFLOL Funny
2006-07-01 21:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by mermaideelou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha....both r awesum....hahaha...i can stop laughin...thnnxx 4 da laugh and da 2 pts...
2006-06-30 04:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that was her thumb
2006-06-30 04:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋