(i got nothing against blondes, because i have many blonde friends and they are very smart)
1. a blonde needed to send a message to her motherwho was overseas. she went into the communications centre, but was told it would cost $50. she said, "im desperate to talk to mom, but i dont have any money. please ill do anything for you if yoy would help me!" the man arched an eyebrow. "anything?" "yes, anything" promised the blonde. so the man took her into a room down the hall and shut the door. then he said, "get down on your knees" she did. then he said, "undo my zipper." she did. the man closed his eyes, and whispere, "ok, go for it! the blonde edged closer to his groin, slightly puzzled, but keen to speak to his mother, and yelled into his y-fronts "hello mom?"
2. why do blondes take the pill?
2. so they know which day of the week it is
3. why are blondes so attractive to men?
3. God had to give them something good to compensate for their lack of intelligence
2006-06-26
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