(i got nothing against blondes, because i have many blonde friends and they are very smart)
1. a blonde needed to send a message to her motherwho was overseas. she went into the communications centre, but was told it would cost $50. she said, "im desperate to talk to mom, but i dont have any money. please ill do anything for you if yoy would help me!" the man arched an eyebrow. "anything?" "yes, anything" promised the blonde. so the man took her into a room down the hall and shut the door. then he said, "get down on your knees" she did. then he said, "undo my zipper." she did. the man closed his eyes, and whispere, "ok, go for it! the blonde edged closer to his groin, slightly puzzled, but keen to speak to his mother, and yelled into his y-fronts "hello mom?"
2. why do blondes take the pill?
2. so they know which day of the week it is
3. why are blondes so attractive to men?
3. God had to give them something good to compensate for their lack of intelligence
2006-06-26 07:53:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to all the people who are offended dont be its just a joke and like i said before i got nothingagainst blondes
2006-06-26 07:58:21 · update #1
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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stupidity doesn't choose hair color so being blonde doesn't make you stupid with the exception of paris hilton of course!
2006-06-26 08:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This blond girl was having trouble with an animal puzzle. She called her friend in the phone and described it: it's got many pieces, probably more than 100, but it's a really hard one, most of the pieces don't fit. Will you come over and help me? Ok, her friend replied, what is the picture in the puzzle's cover? Maybe I know it... It's a rooster, the blond replied. When her friend arrived and saw the red rooster in the cover she just looked at the blond girl and said: stop messing around with your cereal and eat them!
2006-06-26 15:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by lain2121 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this somewhere:
A blond went in to work one day crying and upset because her mother had died. Her boss told her she could go home , but she declined saying she would rather be at work. Throughout the day, she got better but around lunch time, she started to cry hysterically. Concerned, her boss asked her what was wrong. She said that she had spoken with her sister on the phone and her mother had died, too.
2006-06-26 15:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mareyah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Sorry, that was the best I have.
2006-06-26 14:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by 1big teddy graham 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeheehee
2006-06-26 15:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Afro Q 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama! The blonde! LOL
2006-06-26 14:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by Justanothergirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand 3..where does something good come into blondes? lol. yeha but i like the first 2
2006-06-26 14:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫jessy♫♪ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny....and i actually haven't heard that first one before, which is saying something......as a natural blonde i've heard them all(why do people think blondes want to hear blonde jokes?)......blonde jokes are the reason i dye my hair brown....
2006-06-26 14:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by hot_fat_chik1982 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i am a blonde that is so funny lol hehe hehe
have a great day
2006-06-26 14:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by buck_wonderz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde but I thought they were hilarious! lol
2006-06-26 14:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋