A man rushes into a bar a says to the bartender, "Quick, set me up seven shots of tequila."
The bartender grabs the glasses, lines them up, and starts pouring.
The man starts grabbing the glasses as they're filled and tossing them back, one after the other.
As the man downs the 3rd shot, the barkeep asks, "Celebrating something?"
"Yep," says the man the downs the 4th. "My first blow`job," and then the 5th.
"Ok, but why 7 shots of tequilla?" ask the bartender.
"Because, if seven won't get the taste out of my mouth, then nothing will!"
2006-06-25
18:09:56
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