A man rushes into a bar a says to the bartender, "Quick, set me up seven shots of tequila."
The bartender grabs the glasses, lines them up, and starts pouring.
The man starts grabbing the glasses as they're filled and tossing them back, one after the other.
As the man downs the 3rd shot, the barkeep asks, "Celebrating something?"
"Yep," says the man the downs the 4th. "My first blow`job," and then the 5th.
"Ok, but why 7 shots of tequilla?" ask the bartender.
"Because, if seven won't get the taste out of my mouth, then nothing will!"
2006-06-25 18:09:56 · 14 answers · asked by Andrew P 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG- that is halarious! I thought that it would be like because it was my seventh or something but it is really funny!
2006-06-25 18:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by lil missnunu 2 · 19⤊ 8⤋
Very big joke...
Yet not so funny:
Try these!
At a Gynecologist convention in two gynecologists were talking. One from France says, "There was a woman in my office yesterday with a clitoris like a watermelon."
One from England says, "That's impossible, if she had a clitoris the size of a watermelon she couldn't walk.
The first one responded, "You English, always thinking about size. I was talking about taste."
In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a ******* asshole.
A doctor saw a nurse with one of her boobs hanging out of dress. He questioned her, Nurse said, "Oh these medical students never keep things in place after use!"
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
the1zia@YaHoO.com
2006-06-25 18:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i posted that one on I love jokes or the same thing different version if you're not a member yet...
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes/
check ya later ♥
2006-06-25 18:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-06-25 18:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by misty a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-06-25 18:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by rjb2k6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2006-06-25 18:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by kadambari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOH MAN that was so funny!!!!
2006-06-25 18:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty, but funny
2006-06-25 18:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sweet sick bastard
2006-06-25 18:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sh!t! hahahahahahahaha!
2006-06-25 18:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋