When he arrives St. Peter notices that The President seems lost or confused.
'Can I help?' asks the helpful saint 'You seem to be lost.'
'I'm not lost' replies the president, 'I would love to have a chat with Moses, but I can't seem to find him.'
'If you like,' say's the really cool but not boring ST P. 'I'll go look for him for you.'
So of the happy sainty goes zooming around heaven.
After awhile he spies Moses hiding behind some clouds.
'Moses,' say's pete, 'There's a Mr Bush that would like to have a word with you.'
Moses looked scared and said, 'Tell him whatever it is I'm not interested. The last time I spoke to him I was wondering around in the desert for forty years.'
2006-06-25
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