When he arrives St. Peter notices that The President seems lost or confused.
'Can I help?' asks the helpful saint 'You seem to be lost.'
'I'm not lost' replies the president, 'I would love to have a chat with Moses, but I can't seem to find him.'
'If you like,' say's the really cool but not boring ST P. 'I'll go look for him for you.'
So of the happy sainty goes zooming around heaven.
After awhile he spies Moses hiding behind some clouds.
'Moses,' say's pete, 'There's a Mr Bush that would like to have a word with you.'
Moses looked scared and said, 'Tell him whatever it is I'm not interested. The last time I spoke to him I was wondering around in the desert for forty years.'
2006-06-25 09:56:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok I agree MR B in heaven? But the joke doesn't work Ab Lincoln does it?
2006-06-25 10:15:45 · update #1
lol..someone with a sense of humour
2006-06-25 10:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by bigpete767 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So are our men in uniform...in a war that seems to have no end for no reason in the first place.....started by BUSH.....bring our dear men and women home safely and soon!!!!!
2006-06-25 19:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think Bush will go to heaven?
2006-06-25 17:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by KL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols i love it lol but president bush goes to heaven?? ugh lie!
2006-06-25 17:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, kinda funny.
2006-06-25 17:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by red headed step child 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bol!thx 10+
2006-06-25 16:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay then.f
2006-06-25 17:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-06-25 17:01:36 · answer #8 · answered by baldyhugsblues 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-25 17:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one
2006-06-25 18:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by 100%IrishXOX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋