The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, Well, the hours passed
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly,realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was proud of myself for coming up with such a solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem ticked off at all. (I got away with that one!) Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
"why?" i asked.
he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"Oh crap", cuckooed 4 more times, coughed, cuckooed another 3 time, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffe table and farted."
2006-06-23
16:41:16
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