The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, Well, the hours passed
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly,realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was proud of myself for coming up with such a solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem ticked off at all. (I got away with that one!) Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
"why?" i asked.
he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"Oh crap", cuckooed 4 more times, coughed, cuckooed another 3 time, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffe table and farted."
2006-06-23 16:41:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, guys its not MY story! i'm not even married! lol
2006-06-23 16:53:26 · update #1
Thanx--that is the story of my life!!!ha!hA!
2006-06-23 16:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by kimmy 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I wondered what was wrong with my cuckoo clock.Maybe I need to have a talk with the little woman,hmm?
2006-06-23 23:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.That was good.
7/10
2006-06-23 23:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG.......that is funny... 10/10 one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time. Cheers! :)
2006-06-23 23:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-06-24 00:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit long, but quite good.
2006-06-24 00:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny... im still ROFL right now... lol
11/10 on the funny scale
2006-06-24 00:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-06-24 09:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny
2006-06-23 23:54:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♫♪Ms.J♥Virgo♣♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-06-24 00:02:44 · answer #10 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-06-23 23:53:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋