I was looking at my brothers the other day as they walked about the house without their shirts on. I saw HAIR ALL OVER THEIR BACKS AND CHESTS. I mean WOAA!! They are so hairy! I began to consider the unthinkable! Could I have been kidnapped by a primate hit and run thingie and secretly inserted into the hairy fold here at my family? I immediatly thought of my own different ways from theirs. Im smooth with very little body hair at all. After I accepted Jesus I immediatly became top of my class and was in college when I turned 15. I made top grades in computer school and have completed special counseling course training at Princeton. The more I worship Jesus Im a whiz at para legal work for my Dads company. I have frequent flashbacks of being held captive and programed at a neo-atheist camp but slipping away and escaping at feeding time. Ther clincher is we were at the zoo and the gorilla shouted to my brother " Luke! I am your father ! He slid away yelling " no!!! plz advize me guys..
2006-06-21
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