I was looking at my brothers the other day as they walked about the house without their shirts on. I saw HAIR ALL OVER THEIR BACKS AND CHESTS. I mean WOAA!! They are so hairy! I began to consider the unthinkable! Could I have been kidnapped by a primate hit and run thingie and secretly inserted into the hairy fold here at my family? I immediatly thought of my own different ways from theirs. Im smooth with very little body hair at all. After I accepted Jesus I immediatly became top of my class and was in college when I turned 15. I made top grades in computer school and have completed special counseling course training at Princeton. The more I worship Jesus Im a whiz at para legal work for my Dads company. I have frequent flashbacks of being held captive and programed at a neo-atheist camp but slipping away and escaping at feeding time. Ther clincher is we were at the zoo and the gorilla shouted to my brother " Luke! I am your father ! He slid away yelling " no!!! plz advize me guys..
2006-06-21 05:56:42 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
my question is " could this be true and what should I do ? Im also afraid my brothers will go over to the dark side after the zoo incident.
2006-06-21 05:57:35 · update #1
Once again, another Christian/Catholic trying to bash other religions in a pathetic way... Really stupid story dude.... and you say Jesus has been making you smarter?? HOLY SH&T!!!
2006-07-03 07:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by amygirl9333 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Picked you out of your backyard 3 months before" appears like they're speaking about domestic dogs, no longer people. what form of folk might want to stay with themselves understanding they stole a baby from their family contributors? Very ill twisted human beings Im guessing. an quite unhappy tale, although Im satisfied they were waiting to discover one yet another, and function some form of satisfied ending
2016-10-20 11:17:49 · answer #2 · answered by ehrlich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your questions come across as condescending and artificial. If you are using faux love to make an artistic point, you are a hack. If it is how you truly feel, then just yuck. None of it rings true.
2006-06-21 06:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha..
look at bettierage face!
hahahaha..
what a bummer!
annie pls. ask them if them atheists are gonna give my false teeth back. i left it in their spaceship when they abducted me. i saw spock wearing it as a medallion.
please tell them i really need those false teeth. i cant eat.
2006-06-21 19:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Catholic Christian but I also have ask what were you smoking inhaling, swallowing, or shooting up?
2006-06-21 06:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by shakeragroad_2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're overestemating your own appeal. Who would want you around?
2006-06-22 13:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. What in the world are you smoking?
2006-06-21 06:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by catalyst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what an extremely interesting question. I'd say no.
2006-06-21 06:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by busterp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm............................ Perhaps you should tell your brother monkeys are evil and they eat bannas who wants to live their entire life eating bannanas?
2006-06-21 06:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by Lyena L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, you were kidnapped and adopted =p
2006-06-21 06:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋