All categories - 20 June 2006

because i need help getting rid of them

2006-06-20 20:31:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

I met a famous spiritual teacher who was supposedly enlightened and omniscient(!), but he misunderstood the meaning of my question (English was not his first language).

2006-06-20 20:31:20 · 7 answers · asked by Mitchell 1 in Religion & Spirituality

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know"..he said 'Holy ****! A talking pig!'"

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."

2006-06-20 20:31:15 · 6 answers · asked by Jasmine B 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-20 20:30:45 · 5 answers · asked by agentcardenas 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

when i press control alt dlt to get to my task manager, it says that task manager has been disabled by your administator. how do you fix this?
i have windows xp

2006-06-20 20:30:39 · 6 answers · asked by you're_a_mango 2 in Other - Computers

My period is irregular & my doctor had me on birth control for a long while to regulate it, recently i went to a specialist & he has me on some other meds that will help. I asked him if this didnt work would i be able to have kids & he said its a good possibility considering my cousin cant have kids & my other cousin had a hystarectamy (i have no idea if i spelt that right). I've been told before that it is a possibility that i wont be able to get pregnant but that was from just a reg. doctor (i have told him that before) but should i tell him again? I dont know why im so upset about this. Maybe because this is the 2nd time & from a specialist? Should I or should I not?

2006-06-20 20:30:39 · 16 answers · asked by wifeymaterial10 1 in Women's Health

I need to buy centerpieces for my wedding. I like tall, glass vases, square or round. I think I can get the flowers to fill them, but I need about 12 or 15 of them, they need to be cheap, and I need to be able to ship them for cheap as well.

2006-06-20 20:30:38 · 12 answers · asked by punky_tshirts 2 in Weddings

I think I kind of like my teacher (I'm in my last year of University) and I don't want anyone to notice because I know it's wrong. Plus, next year I'm doing some research with him and it can be very weird if he sees I'm acting strange.

2006-06-20 20:30:32 · 13 answers · asked by Oona 3 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-06-20 20:30:12 · 5 answers · asked by matt g 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

I need to lose weight, a lot! How can I do this? I will probably hear exercise, but the fact is I don't know what types of exercise, and I don't have the equipment or the money to go to gyms. Can someone please give me a few tips?

2006-06-20 20:30:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I find many actors take on the same personna in every role.

Paul Newman comes to mind so does Geena Davis.

2006-06-20 20:30:03 · 43 answers · asked by Kasha 3 in Celebrities

Who here loves reading, loves dancing jazz, ballet, and hip hop, loves horse riding, and loves choosing clothes? Age has to be between 13-17. THANKS

2006-06-20 20:29:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

Her and her boyfriend have been going out for about 4 months now and she is getting upset that they havent kissed yet. She is too shy to make the first move because she hasn't had her first kiss yet. (keep in mind we are pretty young.) is there any advice i can give her??

2006-06-20 20:29:51 · 15 answers · asked by Steven 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-20 20:29:41 · 5 answers · asked by mspeachygal 2 in Music

2006-06-20 20:29:32 · 5 answers · asked by let's chat here 2 in Singles & Dating

horny... ALL the time?

2006-06-20 20:29:30 · 15 answers · asked by dont you want to know? 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-20 20:29:17 · 5 answers · asked by cristina 1 in Psychology

knowing that he dances with other female friends of his meanwhile?

2006-06-20 20:29:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Miami

ok, in the evolutionists's theories, where does the matter and dirt and stuff come from? i mean the stuff the supposed to have squished into little dot then exploded.
p.s. i don't wan't any crap like"well where did your God come from!?" because i just want to see what you say.

2006-06-20 20:28:55 · 24 answers · asked by turins_bane 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-20 20:28:49 · 29 answers · asked by happyseventeen 2 in Zoology

Hello people, how to remove video card and place it back again? because my PC is beeping "4 beeps".

My PC encountered a problem which it beeps "4 beeps" and my monitor dont ON. My friend says that you have to remove the video card and place it back again but how? anyone can help me pls.

THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY TO ALL. ;)

2006-06-20 20:28:46 · 5 answers · asked by Curious 3 in Programming & Design

2006-06-20 20:28:38 · 8 answers · asked by pepsi_x_treme 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-06-20 20:28:37 · 5 answers · asked by EggChen 2 in Alternative Medicine

I would like to find out a god or mythological figure who shouted and spoke and (everyone or no-one) heard. Any relations to this theme is great! Thanks - I wouldn't know where to start looking.

2006-06-20 20:28:30 · 5 answers · asked by TwentySevenBlues 2 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-06-20 20:28:05 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-06-20 20:28:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2006-06-20 20:27:49 · 6 answers · asked by matt g 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

I'm going on a road trip for 5 days. What do I need to bring and have? Not so much necessities, but games, fun stuff, food, etc.

2006-06-20 20:27:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Niagara Falls

2006-06-20 20:27:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating