All categories - 14 June 2006

Can they play together??

2006-06-14 19:49:02 · 12 answers · asked by Kevs 2 in Basketball

commentators say it all the time.. for ex tonights angels game, he said "threw the pitch outside to keep him honest."

2006-06-14 19:49:01 · 7 answers · asked by kb8 2 in Baseball

I've checked its BIOS and find that there is noway in for the change.

2006-06-14 19:49:00 · 2 answers · asked by JL 1 in Programming & Design

2006-06-14 19:48:59 · 11 answers · asked by walkerje1@verizon.net 2 in Internet

A doctor phones his patient at 4:30 in the afternoon.

"Mr. Wilkison, I'm afraid I have some bad news and some even worse news for you."

"Good heavens," says the man. "So what's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "Well we've got the report back from the lab, and I'm afraid it says that you have only 24 hours to live."

"Holy s**t!" says the man,"So how can it get any worse than that!"

So the doctor says,"Well I meant to phone you first thing this morning."

2006-06-14 19:48:49 · 7 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-14 19:48:27 · 10 answers · asked by Signilda 7 in Biology

my ex worked out of town i would only see him once every 6 months and we were going to get engagged when he got back then i got an e mail saying he never loved me and he never cared for me so he dumped me in an e mail what would you do

2006-06-14 19:48:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

2006-06-14 19:48:18 · 10 answers · asked by da1 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Which do you do first, seaming or heming, when you're making clothes? I can't find the answer anywhere. Am I the only one in the world who doesn't know?

2006-06-14 19:48:13 · 8 answers · asked by Ally 4 in Other - Home & Garden

So I dated a boy who is a sophmore when I was a senior(Highschool) from september to end of december this year. I'm not going to lie some of it was total hell, but for three weeks out of it all it was complete bliss and those 3 weeks had to be the greatest three weeks I have ever had with a boy (not having sex but just having each other)

It's been over forever now and we have fought and been friends and every emotion u can possibly imagin has gone by us. Both of us have seem other people since but none of the guys have compared to him and when I kiss them all i can imagin are that there his wonderful lips i was sucking on agein.
He is dating this 16 year old girl right now who has had about 16 partners in sex and it kills me when i see them together. We are now like extreamly good friends and we visit each other every night to talk about everything.

I'm leaving for college soon I am sure he is the only boy I have ever loved Should I tell him befor i'm gone. when? where? how?

2006-06-14 19:48:02 · 2 answers · asked by Coxie Megan 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-14 19:48:02 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-06-14 19:47:46 · 14 answers · asked by Kayla H 1 in Fashion & Accessories

from the woman who hurt you badly? I am an artist and I would like to paint this man a picture as a way of saying that I am sorry for making a poor choice. Would you like something like that? Would it make him feel better?

2006-06-14 19:47:45 · 8 answers · asked by sarahs.papi 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-14 19:47:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Haha this is sad because I'm clueless

But if someone asks u out, where is "out"?? Like what do people do?

2006-06-14 19:47:33 · 2 answers · asked by lalalala 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-14 19:47:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-06-14 19:46:54 · 18 answers · asked by lickson 1 in Women's Health

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.


The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2006-06-14 19:46:41 · 17 answers · asked by Jasmine B 3 in Jokes & Riddles

but when we grow up we keep all childish things away from us....

2006-06-14 19:46:40 · 5 answers · asked by dearheavenlyangel 2 in Psychology

I wish to listen ppl from Australia...

2006-06-14 19:46:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-06-14 19:46:16 · 20 answers · asked by yoyodda 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Here is a funny comeback to use when a creationist says that they don't believe in evolution:

"That's fine. The theory of evolution doesn't care whether or not you believe in it. The theory of evolution won't damn you to eternal hellfire for the sin of disbelief, and the theory of evolution won't severely punish your children for your sins."

It's much more effective than trying to educate them because they twist, distort and ignore scientific evidence anyway, and the look on their faces is priceless.

2006-06-14 19:46:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

How long will the earth carry the burdens of idiots that refuse to be enlightened?

2006-06-14 19:46:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-06-14 19:45:59 · 11 answers · asked by Kayla H 1 in Hair

whenever i tried installing it, it says that it is for english version. mine is english, so please help.

2006-06-14 19:45:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

When introducing new foods to an infant, the parent should wait at least __?__ before introducing another food, so that there is enough time to see if an allergic reaction to the new food might occur.

2006-06-14 19:45:55 · 8 answers · asked by deborah.leung 1 in Other - Health

this is regarding my mother's tax return to be filed for the first time since the passing away of my father - a retired army officer.

2006-06-14 19:45:55 · 1 answers · asked by Devashish G 1 in India

2006-06-14 19:45:52 · 12 answers · asked by magicboyoye 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-06-14 19:45:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Help! I lost my charger and went to my local Sony store to buy a new one. They sold me the wrong one, when I went to return it, they told me I had to order it online because they no longer sell my camera. According to their website, I ordered the right one for camera... or so I thought!

My order just came today, and guess what? Wrong kind again!

Your help is greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance!!

2006-06-14 19:45:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras