A doctor phones his patient at 4:30 in the afternoon.
"Mr. Wilkison, I'm afraid I have some bad news and some even worse news for you."
"Good heavens," says the man. "So what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "Well we've got the report back from the lab, and I'm afraid it says that you have only 24 hours to live."
"Holy s**t!" says the man,"So how can it get any worse than that!"
So the doctor says,"Well I meant to phone you first thing this morning."
2006-06-14 19:48:49 · 7 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha! I like it alot! Good one!
2006-06-14 19:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! It's a good thing Mr. Wilkison answered the phone, right?
2006-06-15 02:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by iniyaitza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
7/10
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 02:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale 1-10, its a 0, didn't even make me smile.
2006-06-15 02:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
2006-06-15 03:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks for the 2 points
2006-06-15 03:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Chief of sinners 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-06-15 02:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋