A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2006-06-14 19:46:41 · 17 answers · asked by Jasmine B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope u don't mind shukuken.
2006-06-14 21:05:18 · update #1
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 13:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by traffic to website, earn money, 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
7 on a scale of 1 to 10.
2006-06-15 02:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by iniyaitza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one i have heard already so it wasn't that funny but for the first time hearing it-it was good! And your second joke is brilliant! I really LOL to that one!! Good one and id give you 10 points if i could! lol
2006-06-15 03:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!(I'm not blonde! No offense taken!)
9/10
2006-06-15 02:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I have heard so many Blonde jokes that they all sound so old.
Rating - 7
2006-06-15 02:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them...10
2006-06-15 02:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by dohm84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good joke rating :9/10
2006-06-15 03:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved them on a scale of 1- 10 i would give them a 9.5
2006-06-15 02:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by pookiep98 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of ten
2006-06-15 03:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by prateek_18 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how to read but it looks nice....i will give 10/10
2006-06-15 02:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv it! 9/10 I would say....I like the second one better!
2006-06-15 03:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by asdf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋