All categories - 11 June 2006

An item in today's Bangkok Post.
' A Spike Mulligan joke was the most popular of 40,000 jokes submitted and voted on over Internet by 300,000 people from 60 nations.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "just take it easy. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?
This joke is displayed on www.laughlab.co.uk/winner.html which did the scientific study'.
(click on to it. I did. It has the runners-up and other jokes from many countries)

2006-06-11 16:11:47 · 4 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-11 16:11:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

hammer for 30 seconds

2006-06-11 16:11:40 · 4 answers · asked by Vertigo Pulse 2 in Men's Health

2006-06-11 16:11:39 · 3 answers · asked by averyman75 1 in Internet

let's assume that you are this fine example of a Perfect Christian.

God tells you that the world sucks, he's gonna flood the place again, and you are asked to build an Ark, and collect all the animals in the world in pairs. How would you do it? Where would you start? How long would you need to study before you even knew the names of all the animals? Where would you get all those animals?

just wondering, because if this would happen, then i'm pretty sure that God will ask me, so i really could use some tips.

2006-06-11 16:11:34 · 11 answers · asked by Thinx 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I think she is so dumb, she is an embaressment to all women

2006-06-11 16:11:08 · 5 answers · asked by lobstergirl 4 in Television

2006-06-11 16:11:06 · 1 answers · asked by deecute 1 in Internet

2006-06-11 16:11:01 · 2 answers · asked by ♥SwEeTcHiCk♥ 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-11 16:10:52 · 12 answers · asked by Dave 2 in Programming & Design

2006-06-11 16:10:50 · 7 answers · asked by SweetiePie 1 in Makeup

2006-06-11 16:10:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-11 16:10:41 · 6 answers · asked by sspropman 1 in Add-ons

i'm trying to create a website using flash. it's been a LONG time since ive used it and basically forgot everything. Let's say i have 2 buttons that i imported from the common library. i need to be able to click 'button 2' and go to frame 2. i need to be able to click 'button1' from frame 2 and go back to frame 1.

the action that i have on 'button 2' says something like:

on(release){
gotoandplay(2);
}

what am i doing wrong?

2006-06-11 16:10:36 · 3 answers · asked by Derek D 2 in Programming & Design

I am looking for some advise to give to my worrying sister who is pregnant.

She is about 12 weeks along right now and is ALWAYS saying she feels sick....no matter what she eats. Her doctor says everything is "fine" with her pregnancy so far but she is worried.

Coulod there be something wrong that is making her feel so sick??

2006-06-11 16:10:35 · 25 answers · asked by cjs702002 3 in Pregnancy

I wonder...

2006-06-11 16:10:22 · 18 answers · asked by Sweetie 3 in Other - Entertainment

I like the idea of church as a gathering point for people to worship God and discuss their beleifs with people that beleive as they do. The problem I'm having is that an entire church is really basing their religion on how a single person (pastor, minister) interprets that religion and it's teachings. The Bible seems to get vauge at points and could be taken different ways. Now, if your led to beleive a certain way by pastor for 30 years, and he retires, what do you beleive when his replacement comes in and starts going a slightly different direction? All of a sudden your confused as to which is right, or worse, if either one of them was right at all. I'm not looking to stir the pot, so to speak, but this is why I havent been to church in quite a while.

2006-06-11 16:10:19 · 6 answers · asked by Douglas E 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-11 16:10:14 · 8 answers · asked by babyhalo19 2 in Fashion & Accessories

Why or why not?

2006-06-11 16:10:13 · 25 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Politics

2006-06-11 16:10:03 · 10 answers · asked by angelofmercy 2 in Community Service

2006-06-11 16:10:02 · 6 answers · asked by tamara h 1 in Other - General Health Care

2006-06-11 16:09:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

whos prettier?

2006-06-11 16:09:52 · 5 answers · asked by Shelbzz 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-11 16:09:37 · 7 answers · asked by S 1 in Mental Health

Do you think she cheated on him first??

2006-06-11 16:08:48 · 15 answers · asked by ooolala 2 in Music

im 15 turning 16 in 5 months. do you think it would be ok if i got my belly button pierced? and also does it hurt alot?

2006-06-11 16:08:39 · 12 answers · asked by UCFcheer_chick 1 in Skin & Body

2006-06-11 16:08:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-06-11 16:08:25 · 8 answers · asked by lois7mat 1 in Homework Help

I just love her fur and shes so soft so i went for it

2006-06-11 16:08:22 · 19 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-11 16:08:12 · 13 answers · asked by redhightops 1 in Languages