An item in today's Bangkok Post.
' A Spike Mulligan joke was the most popular of 40,000 jokes submitted and voted on over Internet by 300,000 people from 60 nations.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "just take it easy. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?
This joke is displayed on www.laughlab.co.uk/winner.html which did the scientific study'.
(click on to it. I did. It has the runners-up and other jokes from many countries)
2006-06-11 16:11:47 · 4 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
candace, click onto the website, I'm sure something ther will bring a smile to your face
2006-06-11 16:36:32 · update #1
Okydoky :)
2006-06-11 16:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke is the one that caused the highest number of people to die laughing.
2006-06-11 23:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by Wrath Warbone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is surprising that that joke was rated the funniest. It didn't even make me smile.
2006-06-11 23:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...
2006-06-11 23:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋