All categories - 5 June 2006

would someone let me and my wife camp in their back yard ?

2006-06-05 17:26:13 · 3 answers · asked by apup76 3 in Motorcycles

If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!




Married life is very frustrating. in
the first year of marriage, the
Hubby speaks and the wife listens. In
the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third
year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.



A couple came upon a wishing well. The
husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided
to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the
well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled "It
really works!"


A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


A couple was having a discussion about
famil

2006-06-05 17:25:58 · 30 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the pyschology of that? Do they wanna be me?

2006-06-05 17:25:57 · 17 answers · asked by Hot Guy 1 in Mental Health

2006-06-05 17:25:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-05 17:25:40 · 12 answers · asked by dynamicool 3 in Military

2006-06-05 17:25:28 · 34 answers · asked by prettyeyes 2 in Internet

plz 1st answer yes or no and say me the reasons behind it plz
if yes then say how shall i say

2006-06-05 17:25:21 · 27 answers · asked by masa khan 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-05 17:25:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2006-06-05 17:24:55 · 5 answers · asked by rosalind w 1 in History

I love this girl and i think its time to move on. Its not because i dont like her looks or anything but i dnt think shes really interested in me and im so in love that i cant even do anything. I've had no sleep at all becasue im literly thinking about her every minute of my life. I've been sick for the last month, and ive been failing most of my grades dramaticly.
But i think i cant live life without her, She makes my heart leap out and ..................
I really love her AND FOR UR ANSWERS PLEASE DNT WRITE JUST GO UP TO HER AND TALK TO HER MORE OFTEN AND ...............JUST PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN GET OVER HER

2006-06-05 17:24:43 · 8 answers · asked by Fancy_shit 2 in Singles & Dating

Sule Muntari
Steven Appiah
Michael Essien

2006-06-05 17:24:43 · 4 answers · asked by HELLEN O 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

style and is now wooried the kids will be more attached to me...could it be?

2006-06-05 17:24:39 · 15 answers · asked by Lagina P 1 in Parenting

i want to drive him crazy!!!! hope u got it?
help me

2006-06-05 17:24:30 · 3 answers · asked by crazychahat 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

he is light brown complected, he looks part latino and part black. since he is chubby, i hope he doesn't get teased.
the school is mainly blacks and whites.
i live in the black community, would he be accepted?

2006-06-05 17:24:29 · 7 answers · asked by fat t 1 in Parenting

I keep on receiving ones that say "I want to sit my bare a** on your mouth and then take a sh*t on you" then the person laughs in this sick, witch life laugh :( very disturbing :(

2006-06-05 17:24:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2006-06-05 17:24:20 · 4 answers · asked by gkgkgkg 1 in Women's Health

I am a semi-insomniac. I sleep but when i cant get to sleep in a few minutes then I am up the whole night. I need a way to get to sleep really really fast. and ideas.

2006-06-05 17:24:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I have a hedgehog in my garden, every day he sits on my front porch, although they are insectivorous do you think they drink milk or would it kill him or something?

2006-06-05 17:24:18 · 5 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Other - Pets

OK so lets say.

they became teachers.
Then how do you conjugate this?

elles sont devenues les profs?
or
elles sont devenus les profs?

2006-06-05 17:24:16 · 4 answers · asked by absolutdawn 1 in Languages

2006-06-05 17:24:11 · 3 answers · asked by cutiegirlask 3 in Friends

2006-06-05 17:24:03 · 3 answers · asked by jmaestre23 1 in Safety

2006-06-05 17:23:58 · 8 answers · asked by Norah 6 in Celebrities

Hi! I'm going to Sapporo this August to watch some games of FIBA World Championship, but this will only be 3 days. I want to extend my trip to see other sites. Maybe some of you can give me tips, and advice regarding my visit to Sapporo, Japan? How is the weather this time of the year, the crowd, and all the places you would recommend for me to go to. :) Thank you in advance!:)

2006-06-05 17:23:58 · 6 answers · asked by Rikka 1 in Japan

When the people made this up, did they make the "right" wing the conservative side because they knew it was the right way to live our lives.

Just wondering, have a great day

2006-06-05 17:23:53 · 14 answers · asked by takeashot30 4 in Politics

2006-06-05 17:23:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

it looks like come but i havent had sex.. is it a yeast infection ? if not what could it be ?

2006-06-05 17:23:51 · 19 answers · asked by brieana_lee 1 in Women's Health

OK STOP...that wasnt my question...

My question is who is getting SICK and tired of seeing this?? Get real people, nothing is going to happen....anyone..anyone LOL

2006-06-05 17:23:41 · 25 answers · asked by bombshell 3 in Other - News & Events

im not referring to myself but im just wondering do u?

2006-06-05 17:23:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

that's my question!

2006-06-05 17:23:31 · 5 answers · asked by tedschram 2 in Cooking & Recipes