All categories - 5 June 2006

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If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you accidently ate your own tougue what would it taste like?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do dogs sniff other dogs butts to say hello, why dont they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Do they have girs bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
can bald people get lice?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human would eat?

2006-06-05 10:54:56 · 25 answers · asked by mae mae 3 in Other - Entertainment

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what i miss when did they get the ink back?

i'm confused

2006-06-05 10:54:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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i had sex in the back seat of my car, my best friend saw...?

so i had sex w/ my bf in the back seat of my car, but my best friend (he is a boy i am girl) saw! now he thinks that i am cheating on him and we were never togther! ugh!

2006-06-05 10:54:50 · 16 answers · asked by abcdefg15bl 1 in Adolescent

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What is johnny Deeps Character in the pirates of the Caribbean?

2006-06-05 10:54:40 · 11 answers · asked by jsj 1 in Movies

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Can the remaining Bush supporters be identified and the reasons for that support given?

Bush is down in most polls to about 35%. Who are his hardcore defenders and why, in spite of the present conditions that now exist in our country? It seems to woesn weekly and there must be some logical reasons for their continued suppoert in spite of the growing trend against Bush.

2006-06-05 10:54:40 · 5 answers · asked by bruxho 3 in Politics

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Is the Damned Emo music?!? If I like the Damend am I an Emo freak?

2006-06-05 10:54:28 · 2 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4 in Music

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A family member, 56 yrs female, was diagnosed with Carcinoma left breast in 2001. Underwent mastectomy...(((?

A family member, 56 yrs female, was diagnosed with Carcinoma left breast in 2001. Underwent mastectomy, received chemothearapy & radiothearapy. Things went pretty fine until last year in April, the cancer resurfaced as skin & bone metastasis. Again, she was administered chemothearapy & radiothearapy. Still, her life went on pretty much alright, without much pain. However, in February this year, she was yet again diagnosed with Inflammatory breast Carcinoma, which turned our world upside down. Doctors disapproved surgery, the pain mounted gradually, ever morphine failed to provide much relief. Now, last month, her brain CT scan showed the involvement of Brain metastais. She has now lost most of her consiousness; does not speak anything at all, is catherised & is fed through Ryle's tube. Yesterday, she got the last shot of radiotherapy. At times, she makes painful groans, her respiratory rate in very slow. She holds her breath for a minute or so, before inhalation. WHAT BEST CAN BE DONE?

2006-06-05 10:54:27 · 5 answers · asked by girlie_2hot4u 1 in Cancer

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whats a good website for curly hairstyles??

i have curly hair. what is a good website that gives hairstyle ideas??

2006-06-05 10:54:25 · 2 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Hair

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What's the deal with all the girl-drama?

2006-06-05 10:54:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

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Please some one help me on my Literature homework!?

In an essay names of a._____, b._____, and c.______ are spelled out?

2006-06-05 10:54:24 · 4 answers · asked by fun_4_life_91 1 in Homework Help

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Isn't Canada the greatest country on Earth??

2006-06-05 10:54:22 · 41 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7 in Royalty

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What is Gumbo?

I,m an australian and have seen it on some Us movies.

2006-06-05 10:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by smillymichelle 2 in Cooking & Recipes

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how do you know if a man's cheating on you?

2006-06-05 10:53:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

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Crime, Disease, Poverty, Malnutrition are but natural parts of our?

anquated pre technologial social system.

2006-06-05 10:53:50 · 4 answers · asked by jonrhoward@sbcglobal.net 1 in Other - Society & Culture

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How do you get your 15 week old golden retriever puppy to stop going to the bathroom in her crate?

2006-06-05 10:53:48 · 16 answers · asked by mortician 3 in Dogs

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how many games will it take for the mavs to beat the heat?

2006-06-05 10:53:46 · 13 answers · asked by bp1225 1 in Basketball

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what should i eat for dinner tonight???

i have my choice of like 3 fast food things...taco bell, pizza hut, chipotle, or i could order a pizza or a sub or something...i cant decide!!! Im at work so i only have those 3 choices

2006-06-05 10:53:44 · 14 answers · asked by banshee_370 3 in Other - Food & Drink

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If you could work naked... would you?

2006-06-05 10:53:27 · 25 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4 in Etiquette

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Will the beast appear tomorrow?

Do you think the "four horsemen of the apocalypse" are going to appear tomorrow along with the beast? Or is the bible a good read just like Harry Potter?
Don't ask me I'm a atheist, that's why I'm asking you!

2006-06-05 10:53:26 · 65 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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Is something bad going to happen tommarow????

666 june sixth 2006????

2006-06-05 10:53:20 · 12 answers · asked by ... 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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My sister opened my bank statment & I want to press charges - what is this offense called & how do I do it?

I am in New Zealand, the mail was addressed to me, with the bank's logo on the envelope, no mistake could have been made. Please advise, as the result of this has caused me a lot of problems with family and I do not feel she should be able to get away with it.

2006-06-05 10:53:19 · 8 answers · asked by clare_down_under 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

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What should i do if my boyfriend doesnt have alot of time to talk to me? I dont want to lose him!!?

I love my boyfriend alot but he hardly ever gets the chance to talk to me.He is always busy:working, & talkin to family.

2006-06-05 10:53:09 · 106 answers · asked by Sugar Boogar 14 1 in Other - Family & Relationships