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If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you accidently ate your own tougue what would it taste like?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
if a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do dogs sniff other dogs butts to say hello, why dont they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Do they have girs bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
can bald people get lice?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human would eat?

heres some more questions i got:

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Answer 1

ok did them all:
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?- mine are never resealed

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?- probably, but whos guna b sad enuf 2 find it?

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?- what r trix?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?- who the hell says that? If they do they r stupid and illogical

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?- people have a lot of time on their hands

If you accidently ate your own tougue what would it taste like?- toungue! Duh!

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?- it would, but the world is full of idiots…

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Personally, it doesn’t, if this is the case for you, then you probably wont reach 40

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?- if the parents are allowing them to act in them, they’ll allow them to watch the film…

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?- probably, but its france, who cares?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?- no they say- ‘pardonner mon anglais’ cos they’re French…

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? Doesn’t for me- your unlucky?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? It was more original than bob?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? The English language is ****** up. lol

if a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? Only by idiots.

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? No, the core of the earth is hot. Right in the middle. so no.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Chocolate is made with cocoa beans, and a hell of a lot of other stuff. And most people like chocolate, not vegetables.

Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Well then start saying forth and back, and hope it catches on…

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? No, just petty crime- who would do that!?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms? This ones stumped me… something about pigments?

Why do dogs sniff other dogs butts to say hello, why dont they just bark in their face or something? Barking in anyone/things face is rude. Even for dogs

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? You still usually have to pay for the postage, so technically its not…

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? People r stupid.

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Don’t quit your night job?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Good point, ill use that one tomorrow…

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Packaging people are obviously braindead.

Do they have girs bathrooms in gay bars? Apparently yes, which is good, because gay guys r gr8!

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? It inst. I no a few which aren’t.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Sorry, I don’t believe in god.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? someone very very disturbed.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Very probably.

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? No-one, but it would smell bad if we didn’t.

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? You don’t brush or straighten your arm hair?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Police people inspect paring lots, not toilets.

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Maybe they just expect you to go to a rich mates house and be jelous so get it anyway?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? actually, yeah, welll noticed.

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Ask them why the **** they wasted a perfectly good wish!

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? A birthday party for someone else.

can bald people get lice? Yeah… just not on their heads if you follow my meaning…

Do vampires get AIDS? Well, they cant die from it anyway, does it matter?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human would eat? There are plenty of indecent humans in the world y’know…


hahahaha! i rule. so there. lol. xxx

oh no! you added more! why do you torture me so? ok... i did the rest...

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? Does it matter?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot? This is personal preference I think.

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself? Hire someone, or youre being a cheap skate…

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? Its not. Joey therefore should be referred to as long for joe from this very minute. Just so you can say you’ve made a point.

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? Scientifically, no. but I seem to manage alright.

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? Probably. Else they wouldn’t have a reason for not remembering!

If you died with braces on would they take them off? Depends if your family are skinflints.

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? People like pretty mattresses?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke? Dunno. If people need to go to karaoke partys to make people listen to their singing, they shouldn’t be singing anyway! Lol.

there. all done. again. please dont add any more. my fingers are tired/ lol. vote me best answer. you know you want to. and i even came back to finish once i knew there were more questions! me for best answer? please? xxxx

Answer 2

You weren't lying. This is way too many question so they will all get extremely short answers.

Because you really can stop.
Yes there is if that's a rule.
No, I'm not a silly rabbit.
Just a figure of speech.
To get as good as you can at whatever you're practicing.
You wouldn't be able to taste it because your tastebuds will be destroyed.
No then people wouldn't stop licking them.
It doesn't if you know that it's poison.
Yes if they're accompanied by an adult.
Yes it is.
Lol they don't apologize for swearing.
Something to do with chemistry and air.
Because Spaghetti would've been a stupid name.
That's just the way it is, no need to question it if it works.
Yes, just gold silverware.
No, when heat rises the temperature gets hotter.
Cocoa beans aren't vegetables. Plus no one would eat it if it was a vegetable.
Doesn't matter how you get there, as long as you get there.
No, a pen isn't worth anything.
No melanin to tan.
Because they're dogs!! They don't act like us, we act like them.
There's always a catch to this, they want you to buy something first.
For the people who don't understand.
Don't forget the NoDoze.
If you were causing the emergency you might not run out.
Because whoever wrote the directions was off.
I would imagine since gay bars can be for all homosexuals.
You wouldn't buy it if it were black.
Because not everyone believes in God.
Someone who wanted a better body since milk's supposed to do it good.
No, it comes from morals.
Because it's nasty if you don't. No one looks up your butt but you wash it.
Because you don't brush them or put chemicals on them.
Because you need a placard or handicap license to park there but not to pee.
They are on regular television.
Yes that is funny.
Go back in my bottle until I got rubbed the right way.
It's not meant for food, it's a saying for you can't have everything you want.
Yes but they wouldn't survive if there was no hair to live in.
If it's a human vampire. Fiction ones don't.
Some people do eat it because they like burnt toast.

Answer 3

ohhhh crap theres alot, well here goes notin

1.so you can use he container for something else
2.threres an exception to every rule but that one
3. trix are for the inner kid inside of you
4.because the devil has a cold heart
5. so you can be better than the person who made that statment
6.depends on the tonge
7.it would be smart, but people aint to bright nowadays
8.because you want to see why your not supposed to eat it
9.only if there parents take them before 11 on weekdays
10. not if your an american in france
11. see # 10
12. because it knows it annoyes the hell out o you!
13. because he was just a little bit drunk
14. well think of it this way, you can play at a play, and recite at a recital, if it makes you feel better
15.plastic forks are called silver wear, why sould it be different for gold?
16.i don't know, shouldent we be roasting and the core of the earth freezing cold?!?!?
17.aint it true for vanilla beans to?
18. because you just going back to someplace youve been
19.sure
20.do you face you palms toward the sun?!?!?
21.Because all dogs are bi, didnt you know that?!?!
22.becuase you would have to buy it iff they didnt give it to you, y do you buy a GIFT for someone else?
23.someone has to know what not to say
24.you have to do something during the day now dont you?
25.yeah but if there was a fire, you wouldent be standing infrount of the door kow would you?
26.mabe the upside down is really the right side up?
27.do you want the girls to go to the bathroom right were everyone can see?
28.to cover up the other stains inyour toilet
29.well i dont know about you, but i don't here some guy talking to me right outof the sky were eveyone can here, do you?
30.i don't know, ask a moron.
31.i don't know about you, but i dont want something growing behind my ears!
32.why do the hairs on your head get split ends?
33. do all handecapt people drive?
34.why do they advertise satilliet on cable, when you have cabel?
35.noo, not really
36.was there really a wis in the first place?
37.why would someone eat a cake that they dont have?
38. do bald peple have hair?
39. do vamps. have there own blood?
40.why would you set it to the brun setting
41.i would rather eat the stuff inside then the bread
42.when it's hot, it's not cold, when it's cold it's not hot
43.would you like to marrie youself,
44.joey isent a name, it's short from joseph
45.well if i'm floating up in the sky my feet airnt touching the gound, soooooooooo no.
46.well if your remembering, why wouldent you?
47.i dont know about you, but i dont like touching dead people,
48.whould you like to buy something plain?
49.are they reading the words off the screen, well if they are the yeah, it's karokie!

i hope that answers you qusiestion!

Answer 4

Dear lord...Give me acouple days.

1. Because they would get in trouble if everyone ate the whole can and everyone got fat.
2. If i said yes, i would be saying that there isnt an exeption, If i said No, then i would be saying that that statement isnt true.
3. Yes, and there sending a negative message to kids that rabbits are bad.
4. The same reason we say "its nearly perfect"
5. So the olympics industry can make some $.
6. Pain
7. Wouldnt it be stupid if they didnt?
8. Because it gives you the sensation that it its still etable, just not healthy, it should say "Toxic"
9. With parents permishion. And a few pounds of paperwork.
10. Maybe its called "American Kissing"
11. Probably not. But you never know.
12. Because it doesnt want to get eaten.


will finish later, i need a potty break.
ok im back.

13. For some historical reason
14. Just so that one day, you would ask that question.
15. And what about "stailess"silverware?
16. There suposably isnt the same physical propertys on the afterlife as on earth.
17. Why isnt it considered a dairy product. Its full of milk.
18.Maybe your perspective of point A is my point B.
19. Hey, if they can take your $, you can take there pens. Its only fair.
20. You dont have the proper pigments in your palms.
21. The reason dogs sniff other dogs butts is because dogs have a glan located in there buttox and that glan releases a gas that basicly consists of there ID. And only dogs can smell this, so they are just seeing who they are.
22. Sales gimmic. To make them seem so nice and hospitable.
23. Because there stupid
24. I guess that saying doesnt apply to them. So there off the hook.
25. Just a flaw in the rule book.
26. Maybe just incase you want to look upside down after youve read the instructions.
27. I wouldnt know, iv never been to one.
28. Its the tephlone stuff in it. They also have green now. Just for you:)
29. Because God didnt talk to them.
30. You are. Because i dont think they acually said that. Congradulations.
31. Maybe Morons come from Morality.
32. Because fetis germs start to grow there.
33. There too short. But some people have them.


Im almost there...

34. Because who would check for a pass before you go in?
35. Because cable is a downgrade to others such as Satilite. If you had satilite, and you saw a cable commercail. It would be usless, who would want to downgrade. thats like going from cable internet to dial-up.
36. That is rather funny. I bet it was like that intentionally.
37. I would wait for them to ask for another wish. Or slap them and turn them into a frog.
38. Because noone listents to that rule and eat it anyways.
39. Yes, but not as easily, and it would be easyer to get ride of.
40. No, because they are of a different species and there is basicly a barrier so they cant get it. But there are STDs for vampirs, just not AIDs.
41. Incase the toast was frozen or very thick, so it would take more heat to cook it. You must satisy all there custumers. And who would buy a toaster that didnt go up that high? i wouldnt.


YESS. i did it. it only took me like 2 hours and i sti ll got doent first. But i did it. Please give me 10 points. I thought of you the whole time. (almost.) But you know my answers were the best.

NOO. You added more....NOOOO. i will answer them, just for the race for those 10 points.

42. Because the bread companies are rip offs.
43. Its all a matter of perspective.
44. I would hire a pastor.
45. Maybe Joe is short for Joey.
46. Only metaphoricly.
47. Yes, They eventually figue out they have amnisia before they get cured, and when they get cured, they will remember everything.
48. If there was a purpose.
49. To look nice at the mattress store.
50. No. It would be cheating.


Okay. Im tired. But i finished.

Answer 5

1. Because the commercials are lying to you. I'm sorry.
2. Who said that was a rule?
3. Of course.
4. Because people are stupid.
5. 'Cause there's nothing better to do.
6. Blood. Yuck.
7. Uh-huh.
8. Because we're all just rebels, muahahaha!
9. Well, they were in them so they probably saw them. Sorry kids, the damage has been done...
10. Probably, or something else. Maybe like German kissing or something. And then in Germany they call it something else. And so on.
11. Or German. Who knows?
12. It does? Well that's just you, my ice OBEYS!!!
13. Yankee Doodle felt a special connection with that feather. That and he wasn't the smartest dude in the world.
14. Because that's just the way things work.
15. Sure.
16. Probably, but hell is a very special place.
17. Chocolate comes FROM cocoa beans, but it isn't one, is it?
18. Well, I don't know about you but I don't really go back and forth in town. That and I don't care.
19. Nope, pens suck.
20. Because they hate you.
21. Because they feel like it.
22. Since the beginning of time. Then they were free. But nobody cares about that far back, so whatever.
23. Because they're stupid.
24. Don't quit your night job. Duh.
25. Have you ever gotten in trouble for blocking an exit? I sure haven't. Therefore, I don't care.
26. Those are the mean products. They hate us all.
27. Ever heard of lesbians? Those are girls. And they're gay, too.
28. Just because your toilet is very angry with you.
29. People just suck that way.
30. Your mom.
31. Go ask one.
32. Ear lookers. They're everywhere!
33. They're just special and perfect like that.
34. Once again-- people just suck that way.
35. I don't know. I have satellite.
36. Oooh yes. Because they are.
37. Absolutely nothing.
38. Because they're stupid. And that cake was for your mom, anyways.
39. No. But you'd be able to see it if they did. And that's wierd.
40. Sure. JK, go ask one, I don't know.
41. Some humans just aren't decent.

Well, that was fun!

Answer 6

1. i think they come with a resealable lid for those ppl that don't like them that much and they CAN stop.
2. i don't know
3. not really
4. i think ppl exaggerate
5. well u can get pretty close
6. like blood maybe....
7. oh yeah
8. u wonder what's it like
9. maybe...wouldn't they wanna see themselves?
10. maybw
11. i don't know
12. i don't know
13. bcuz he was weird :D
14. hmmm.......tricky
15. i don't know...maybe
16. i don't know
17. bcuz chocolate has so many things added....
18. i don't know
19. no
20. are ur palms really that white that they need a tan? :D they're not in the sun much
21. i don't know
22. lol
23. i don't know
24. i don't know
25. i don't know
26. lol
27. maybe
28. bcuz blue is beautiful.... :D
29. dunno
30. dunno
31. dunno
32. maybe it smells....lol
33. it's not that long
34. maybe thre's no one around to see u.....if ur parked someone will obviously see
35.there's cable commercials on regular tv...
36. not really
37. i'd make 'em go away :) i'd be confused
38. to look at it?
39. on their scalp maybe...
40. i don't know
41. some ppl like it

I can't believe I answered all the questions.....or at least tried to
and i only get 2 pts :( lol

Answer 7

are you kidding me. I can't believe I am doing this, but I am going to make an attempt.
pringles- i don't know- mine never gets resealed
rule- i am sure that there is
trix- because the sugar level would turn all adults into type 2 diabetics
colder than hell- I have never said that
practice- because perfect practice makes perfect
why would you want to eat your own tongue?
sperm does not taste like chocolate


we wash behind our ears so that when people are kissing them they are not grossed out.

I gotta go to work......

Answer 8

1. when you finish eating them all then you can reseal the can before throwing it away.
2. there is an exception to every rule.....lol.
3. it wouldnt sound good to say Trix are for Adults.
4. maybe hell is cold until someone is sent there, then it heats up.
5. so you can always practice and dont get bored.
uugghhhh sorry to many questions...........lol.

Answer 9

Why does my dog lick his own *sshole, but he won't eat pretzels?

Why is it called rush hour when no one is moving?

Why does my car go up to 130 mph when the top speed limit is 70 mph?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why does the 7-11 that never closes have locks on the doors?

Give up? It's just a f*cked up world, that's all.

Answer 10

I recommend that you seek professional mental help.


However, Trix aren't only for kids (unless you consider me a kid :P )
YuM!

God speaks to us through the Bible. But I agree that you should be in the loony bin! :D