Philippines

1) go around it
2) try to move it
3) wait for help
4) turn back
5) sit and cry
6) or what???

2007-09-30 20:05:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

My College friends and mates secretly laughs me behind my back, saying that I'm weird,complicated type of woman...Only my one true close gal pal and my sis only told me that you are intelligent,kind woman that everyone admires ...What's wrong with these???Who's telling the truth and not???Am I suppose to listen to what I hear negatively or act like I don't care at all (which pinches my heart so much everyday)...I almost gone insane of these......waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........i'M NOW A 2ND YEAR cOLLEGE ....I'm always feel mad at insecure about my mates and friends even though I tried really best to open up and nice to them(they doesn't accept me at all))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))......

2007-09-30 19:58:29 · 12 answers · asked by foreigner_lady 1

I have borrowed this from Jokes and Riddles posted by Kitteh.
If you’ve learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!
Those of you who have English as a second language and have mastered it, congratulations, those of you who are still struggling, perhaps the reason is below.
Some reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

- The bandage was wound around the wound.
- The farm was used to produce produce.
- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
- We must polish the Polish furniture.
- He could lead if he would get the lead out.
- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
- I did not object to the object.
- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
- They were too close to the door to close it.
- The buck does funny things when the does are present.
- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
- The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
- After a number of injections my jaw got number.
- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

2007-09-30 19:43:24 · 20 answers · asked by PC 7

I have borrowed this from Jokes and Riddles posted by Kitteh.

If you’ve learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!
Those of you who have English as a second language and have mastered it, congratulations, those of you who are still struggling, perhaps the reason is below.
Some reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France (surprise!).
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose two geese, so one moose, two meese? Doesn’t it seem crazy, that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?

If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

Why do we drive in parkways, and park in drive ways?
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

P.S. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

2007-09-30 19:43:02 · 10 answers · asked by PC 7

"Feeling better? Hopefully yes, or perhaps not yet. I say yet, because I honestly believe we all have been given the capabilities to have brighter outlook. These eyes that squint in anger are the same ones that can spot beauty in everything, the same ears that hear bad news are the same ones which hear the perfect song playing on the radio, and the mouths that roar out curses and expletives are the same ones which can emanate a message of peace and love. We are all vessels, it's what we decide to bring as cargo that makes all the difference if we are to sink or stay afloat in life. Bon voyage!"

Written by -
Katrina Holigores
Philippine Inquirer

2007-09-30 19:27:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-30 19:22:41 · 9 answers · asked by alfred 1

To make light of every situation is done with practice and of course acceptance. Surrender to the fact that there are situations in life that are just not in your control... in fact there will be many, and if you allow them to affect you, then you're in for a lifelong pounding. The only thing that you can really control is your own REACTION to what is in front of you. How much are you going to take before you break? Or are you simply just going to look this horrid, irritating situation in the face, and chuckle politely to yourself before stepping aside and moving on? Have you ever heard the expression "mabigat kasama" and no, that doesn't translate as "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" but it means that Mr. Mabigat is this close to being an emotional vampire. Trouble is, you might look in the mirror one day and see no reflection...so lighten up.

Thanks hon.

2007-09-30 19:20:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-30 19:08:19 · 6 answers · asked by jem 1

Back in 19th century Spain forced all Filipinos to change their name to Spanish. I've asked my wife and many others about their original name but they don't know. Do you?

2007-09-30 17:32:32 · 16 answers · asked by luosechi 駱士基 6

2007-09-30 16:41:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. WHO owns/ are the owners of the OLDEST /longest operating TRAVEL AGENCY in the Philippines?
2. WHERE is this agency located?
3. WHAT kind of SERVICES did it offer?....

2007-09-30 15:25:31 · 2 answers · asked by EDgat69 1

2007-09-30 15:21:44 · 5 answers · asked by EDgat69 1

2007-09-30 13:12:58 · 6 answers · asked by Dean M 1

JFK airport - waiting for my flight & I'm actually more excited altho I'm going home to an empty house. My cuz is still in SoCal. But I get to see my bf again & that's always good. Back to hot Houston weather...that's the bad part...& back to school tomorrow...yuck!

2007-09-30 10:03:16 · 22 answers · asked by tin2 5

i have a friend and he has met a few filipina girls online, when they see his pic or cam, they call him GWAPO, what does this mean? i am also a bit tanned is this a racial reference? or are they mocking him?

2007-09-29 23:07:54 · 13 answers · asked by MoeJoe 2

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!
After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

2007-09-29 21:06:11 · 11 answers · asked by shirley g 6

Answer: Arrf!!! Arrf!!!

2007-09-29 21:02:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I’m the Harmonizer.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful. Generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking
Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive.
Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be
self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

ARIES The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves
a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

2007-09-29 20:59:52 · 25 answers · asked by shirley g 6

I’d been away for 4 days. When I got back and logged on to YAP, I was hoping to type away with my answers. After answering one of Vandal’s questions, I moved on to other Q’s; but, can’t seem to answer any, and after reading Aref’s Q, my nose started to bleed. Am I brain dead? Did I lose my brains when I blew my nose?

2007-09-29 20:57:23 · 17 answers · asked by shirley g 6

2007-09-29 20:44:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Also have you ever had a nose job or are you planning to?THANKS!!!

2007-09-29 12:21:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-29 10:32:16 · 9 answers · asked by Rode|ette ۩ 6

Wilhelm Steinitz (1836-1900) can be ranked among the world champions in Chess.

It was said (unconfirmed) that he offered God the odds of "a pawn and move".

To those who don't know chess, it means to play minus one pawn and to play Black.

He died a pauper and insane.

Has God shown him kindness? After all, if he had a mental breakdown, then God gave him exactly what he wanted, eternal beauty in positional play, close quarters eternal combat, etc.

Or, had God made him an example of his terrible wrath?

2007-09-29 00:26:18 · 7 answers · asked by Aref H4 7

..your loved one in a tragic accident, would you be willing to move on with your life?

2007-09-29 00:02:40 · 21 answers · asked by battgirl 7

you have made that caused pain or discomfort to someone?

2007-09-28 19:06:12 · 24 answers · asked by annabelle p 7

2007-09-28 18:28:43 · 21 answers · asked by Cher 4

a to-do list didn't work for me..
yesterday i forgot to check on my to-to list and it put me in big trouble..

2007-09-28 18:27:23 · 17 answers · asked by Cher 4

2007-09-28 18:24:12 · 23 answers · asked by Cher 4

Beer makes you warm inside much like love, then when you had too much to drink, you fall hard. Same thing goes with love, but when you have too much love and get hurt, it takes forever to recover. While with beer? Just a sleep and it's over.

2007-09-28 18:22:29 · 35 answers · asked by Cher 4

2007-09-28 18:20:21 · 19 answers · asked by Cher 4