Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking
drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was
already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his
bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing
in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm
St Peter".
Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have
so much tolive for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a
catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far
from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking
around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought.
2007-03-05
15:53:12
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