The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy
"I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Clinton 's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Senator Kennedy spoke.
2007-03-05 16:41:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Amen" said Kennedy.
"Amen" said Clinton
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
2007-03-05 16:41:20 · update #1
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Haahahahahahahah......
I like that joke I will have to copy it and e mail it to some family.
Thanks for sharing it with us. I suggest you post that in the politics section if you have not already done so.
2007-03-06 09:42:44 · answer #1 · answered by starfish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a card carrying Republican, but I tend to agree. I'm still trying to figure out just what benefit either one of them has been to their respective states. I'm sure that there could be GOP names inserted also, but yeah, those two work for the story.
2007-03-06 00:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by MincoRep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny :P!! Now how will you pick a best answer ? There should be something like best question of the week under each category.
2007-03-06 07:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That's sooooo funny
Thanks
2007-03-06 02:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO,you just made my day! ~*muah*~
2007-03-06 09:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats hilarious. Thanks for the war.
2007-03-06 00:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks! for sharing.
LOOOL
2007-03-06 02:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋