An Lebanese man, an American man and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.
Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the English man had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking, "The Lebanese fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese fella and got slapped for it."
And the Lebanese man was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."
2007-03-08
05:23:27
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Pinky
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