An Lebanese man, an American man and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.
Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the English man had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking, "The Lebanese fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese fella and got slapped for it."
And the Lebanese man was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."
2007-03-08 05:23:27 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Oh Pinko.. you bring us only the best! I'll put on my bunny slippers for you if you wear your tigress ones for me.
And yes, we still have to exchange the seedless grapes for the cherries.
2007-03-08 20:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yawn, Nope >>> First the joke say an American and a lebanese, and then it end with an English man, and a bastard on top of that. You must have paste and posted and only change one name, and tehn it sounds very racist...why is teh English man a bastard?
FYI, i know u lebanese are very smart and intelligent, but an American is not an English man. It's like me saying you lebanese and syrian are the same, or lebanese and the saudis are the same>> ;-))
2007-03-08 14:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
divide 100 by 2, then multiply result by 2, then multiply result by 10. then subtract 900 from the result. then take that result to the bathroom and roght it over the tissue. The divide result by 10. Then add 40 to result, then multiply result by 2. The final result is the total % of funniest of this
2007-03-09 10:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by Forest Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6/10!
2007-03-09 03:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by LiLi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heheeheh Pinky :D Welek May allah keep all of these Lebanese :D and they say we are not intelligent LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2007-03-10 00:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol...YES...thanks
***Edit***
Thanks Milo for the tip...it's just a joke so cheer up
2007-03-08 14:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
kinda
2007-03-09 07:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-03-08 17:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by hih 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my god that is funny!!!
2007-03-10 16:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by dream_angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny...........thx
2007-03-09 11:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋