Nasrala of the hezbo, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Nasrala asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."
2007-03-08 05:42:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
YES that is VERY GOOD!!!
2007-03-08 05:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by cappy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, whenever the Jews realize their sins, it will be the Whole World's Public Holiday
2007-03-09 18:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it a "4" on a scale of 1 to 10.
2007-03-08 05:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sherbert 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-03-08 05:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by canela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes my heart heavy, my prostate weak, and my bladder about to burst.
2007-03-08 09:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmm, do you have a life outside "hezbo"?
2007-03-08 18:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by fares 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i guess
maybe
y do u want 2 know?
2007-03-08 05:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Nire N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well mayby a dick head like you does or you would not ask
2007-03-09 15:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanx for sharing again. ;)
2007-03-08 07:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
nice one!
2007-03-08 19:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by LiLi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋