Religion & Spirituality - 17 February 2007

2007-02-17 16:09:17 · 15 answers · asked by skip1960 4

2007-02-17 16:09:12 · 15 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3

does exist for those who never trusted Jesus?

2007-02-17 16:07:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Thanks :)

2007-02-17 16:06:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Charismatics: Only one. Their hands are already in the air.

Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb; however, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and two or three committees to approve the change. Also bring a casserole.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

2007-02-17 16:05:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

And what about these other weird people who come here and ask harrassing questions about the Lord?

2007-02-17 16:05:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-17 16:05:06 · 1 answers · asked by iColorz 4

You church people just gave me answers for the following question: Are genetic diseases and deformities evidence of intelligent design?
You answered: no, they are evidence of sin.
Does that include other kinds of diseases too? God didn't create any diseases; sin created them?

Is this a part of the cirriculum in studying church science? Diseases were created by sin, and God created only the good stuff?
If I were to pursue a degree in church science, could I learn all about what is intelligent design and what is not; and what God is to be credited for and what he is not to be credited for?

2007-02-17 16:05:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-17 16:04:51 · 11 answers · asked by Kalistrat 4

2007-02-17 16:04:17 · 16 answers · asked by iColorz 4

i'm doing a short story and i need the verse from the bible that the priest would read at a funeral. the "ashes to ashes; dust to dust" part. i would really appreciate it.

2007-02-17 16:03:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-17 16:03:26 · 17 answers · asked by iColorz 4

Why do priests/nuns join certain ones? How do they decide or do they decide?

2007-02-17 16:03:00 · 1 answers · asked by TeddyBear121 3

2007-02-17 16:02:03 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3

My wife likes the name Maya but i think it's too associated with Hinduism. We're Christians. What do you think?

2007-02-17 15:59:54 · 20 answers · asked by wassupmang 5

2007-02-17 15:58:11 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3

2007-02-17 15:57:24 · 17 answers · asked by mikelewthwaite 2

I will give my anwer on Thur. 22nd of Feb. and the one closests to that scriptural definition will be selected best answer. This is not an actual vs. to look up,i.e. proverbs,.Rather the answer is based on wisdom discerned from what all is revealed about it. Does that make sense? Hope so.

2007-02-17 15:57:24 · 12 answers · asked by marlynembrindle 5

There are a million things you can do besides suicide bombing.
1. Spend time with a sick neighbor
2. Help your sister/brother with the kids
3. Volunteer
4. Spend time devising ways to strengthen bonds with your neighbor, regardless of their differing beliefs.
The list is endless.
Palestinians always say they they are humiliated and desperate and that is why they participate in suicide bombings.
Well, how did Ghandi do it? He determined that violence is never, ever the answer. And he did it. He freed India from British rule.

2007-02-17 15:57:13 · 11 answers · asked by Diego J 1

Do you have a witness that was there with you that can confirm they heard him speaking to you?

2007-02-17 15:56:00 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6

2007-02-17 15:55:06 · 10 answers · asked by justin 2

it's starting to freak me out! what does this meann?

2007-02-17 15:55:01 · 11 answers · asked by hunnix0 1

2007-02-17 15:54:54 · 19 answers · asked by sahara_springs 3

Vanilla vodka and lime juice for me :)

2007-02-17 15:53:25 · 43 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5

2007-02-17 15:53:18 · 11 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5

ever had bad experiences with it?
whattechnique works for you

2007-02-17 15:52:40 · 6 answers · asked by Lyra Silvertongue 3

Don't get obvious and say a harp. A Jew's Harp also doesn't count. I want imagination, people! Use those Saturday night beer soaked brain cells! Then you can say why. Got it? Dismissed!

2007-02-17 15:50:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Take for instance the whole women must cover their hair when they pray. I mean, what's the point of putting that in the New Testaments?

2007-02-17 15:48:53 · 12 answers · asked by The Killer is Me 1

2007-02-17 15:47:41 · 10 answers · asked by dithu d 3

Prophet Ibrahim ( who is not Muslim , and Islam is not existed at that time) is one who stated the annual Haj performace, not Prophet Muhamad.

2007-02-17 15:46:31 · 4 answers · asked by OMAIM H 1