Don't get obvious and say a harp. A Jew's Harp also doesn't count. I want imagination, people! Use those Saturday night beer soaked brain cells! Then you can say why. Got it? Dismissed!
2007-02-17 15:50:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The lyre.
2007-02-17 16:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Air guitar. His act would be as real as him. He wouldn't need a pick for the strings when he has a stake in each hand. Jesus and the Holy Rollers would be the band. Consisting of Shiva at the piano, Buddha could take the drums, Zoroaster has the xylophone, I guess you could give Mohammad a harmonica, Thor could have the symbols, and moses could be the usher (he could part the crowd at the end and in case of fire.)
2007-02-18 01:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I definitely see Jesus as a lead vocalist...lead guitarist. He wasn't very good about staying in the back ground. He'd probably do all sorts of annoying solos, and claim that he revolutionized music, when all he really did was immitate someone like Zappa.
I think a Jesus lead band would be pretty lame...probably something derivative....like Foreigner.
The band would also break up after a very brief period of time judging from the number of Christian sects.
2007-02-17 15:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thunder rolling. Whistling of the wind through the desert plain. The rustling of a young birds feathers in the tree tops. Drip Drip Drop of the rain. Crickets in the night air. Bubbling Brook. Crash of lightening. Burst of a volcano. Rumbling of a wave. Gurgling beneath the ocean. Slithering of a snake under the leaves.
A crescendo of a storm ...
The Earth is His instrument. The sound... a symphony.
2007-02-17 16:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Seamless Melody 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus played a Bodine-a-Phone. This instrument was invented by Jethro Bodine on an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies. Jesus idolized (even though it was a sin) Jethro's superior intellect.
2007-02-17 15:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A recorder. He learned how to play it in little Jesus school. And he plays it because it really mellows him after he's smoked one.
PS...I don't drink beer but I'm high on Nyquil right now. Does that count?
2007-02-17 15:53:33 · answer #6 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Fab Four: Peter on drums, James on base guitar, Jesus and John guitar and vocals...can I get a witness?
Fun Question.
2007-02-17 16:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A harmonica that was hooked up to a water bong. He would get stoned and walk around on water taking about being the son of god.
2007-02-17 15:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurdy gurdy...with a monkey in a peach-colored leisure suit
2007-02-17 15:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by ivorytowerboy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus played a mean fiddle.
2007-02-17 15:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has and always will be a tuba player. A big instrument for a big dude.
2007-02-17 15:58:30 · answer #11 · answered by justin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋