What if when you die, none of the 'logic' and 'reasoning' you used in your existance matters at all and you end up standing before him. Will you just say 'wtf, you can't be real.' or 'but...why have you never healed an amputee.' or start spouting any of that other garbage...Well, i'll tell you what to say. It came to me when I knocked my alphabet soup off the table earlier and the words were spelled out on the floor..'there is no god, but FSM.' Yes ,it's true...logic doesn't matter. That's why such an illogical thing like the Flying Spaghetti monster created the earth, because it is just that...illogical. So tell him this and you will be forgiven, do it right now even, no need to wait...'there is no god but FSM, I have felt your noodly wrath!' ..and so you shall be forgiven.
RAmen.
2006-10-20
18:14:59
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