What if when you die, none of the 'logic' and 'reasoning' you used in your existance matters at all and you end up standing before him. Will you just say 'wtf, you can't be real.' or 'but...why have you never healed an amputee.' or start spouting any of that other garbage...Well, i'll tell you what to say. It came to me when I knocked my alphabet soup off the table earlier and the words were spelled out on the floor..'there is no god, but FSM.' Yes ,it's true...logic doesn't matter. That's why such an illogical thing like the Flying Spaghetti monster created the earth, because it is just that...illogical. So tell him this and you will be forgiven, do it right now even, no need to wait...'there is no god but FSM, I have felt your noodly wrath!' ..and so you shall be forgiven.
RAmen.
2006-10-20 18:14:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
awww..poor lookn can't understand sarcasm. Isn't she cute..awww..yes she is. *taps lookn on nose*...get yer wittle nosey..
2006-10-20 18:22:35 · update #1
Gosh, it's a good thing I'll never have to be in this situation. I believe in the FSM. He will not send me to any bad place. He will give me stripper factories. Oh the stripper factories. Oh yes.
2006-10-23 10:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god!!! It's never been said so eloquently before!!!
You are right. What was I thinking?! I should be so afraid of His Noodly Wrath. I have heard of the place of darkness where an eternity of boiling awaits! A place that turns you so soggy no one would ever want to eat you! How horrid!
Please forgive me oh mighty FSM! Send thy prophet midget and I will drain and spice him immediately! I want to grovel as a mere side dish to Your Almighty Main Course!
RAmen!
2006-10-20 18:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a unique way of attracting people to seek God
2006-10-20 18:20:01 · answer #3 · answered by Zoey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your reasoning gets fuzzier everyday......bet the atheists are popping their buttons over having an intellect like you on their team! Keep up the..err great work....you're REALLY proving a great point. (The one on the top of your head), LOL
2006-10-20 18:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i can do is stick with my good morals and my own philosophy. I will not try to impose my will and beliefs unto others, Start conflicts over religions or beliefs, Kill over religion and/or beliefs.
2006-10-20 18:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you totally got me. I was already to jump your stuff over the stupidity of Pascal's Wager, and then...came the wonderful FSM.
RAmen.
2006-10-20 18:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll ask him why he doesn't heal amputees and how he picks whose prayers he answers and whose he ignores. LOL Altho, I think you already know that God does not exist LOL!!!
:) RAmen
2006-10-20 18:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK you convinced me , I well go to Church's chickens next Sunday.
2006-10-20 18:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Away
2006-10-20 18:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, let us teach unintelligent design
2006-10-20 18:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋