An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic creation!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him; he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path, but saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him. "OH MY GOD! ..." Time stopped! The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving..
"You deny me for all these years, and now want my help?" God asks.
"I won't become a Christian, make the bear a Christian instead."
"Fine, then." God replies.
The bear bowed and said: "Thanks God for this food which I'm about to eat!"
2006-08-05
13:50:59
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