I mean, basically I have to kiss God's butt in order to get into Heaven, and even then there's no guarantee.
2006-08-05 13:46:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You cannot petition the lord with prayer.
Source: The Lizard King
2006-08-05 13:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by go away 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My heavens, I on no account have been flashed, yet I did by accident flash some human beings as quickly as. i grew to become into interior the medical institution a while back and desperate to take a stoll to the merchandising section. properly, I wasn't thinking approximately what i grew to become into donning and, permit's in simple terms say that those medical institution robes do not circulate away lots to the mind's eye on the backside. The nurse got here up from in the back of me and placed a blanket over my shoulders . . . i grew to become into thinking why it grew to become right into slightly drafty back there!
2016-12-11 07:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pride goes before the fall. It would be very hard for you to get to heaven with such pride as you show by your question. But God is a God of miracles so who knows?
2006-08-05 13:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by child_of_the_lion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one obtains salvation by simply asking Jesus to come into their life and to be Lord of their life.....confessing their sin and turning away from it.....now prayer is no way sucking up as you put it...it is communication between us and Our Lord.....that is how we talk to God and have a relationship.........so no one has to kiss nothing ...all one has to do is confess and believe.....and then have relationship...and that comes by prayer time and studying the Bible and learning of Gods teachings...
2006-08-05 13:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all the kissing part is extremely unappropriate to a divine lord, choose your words next time, be a good Muslim and you will go to heaven.
2006-08-05 14:27:32 · answer #5 · answered by Just 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only way into heaven is the blood of The Lamb. so if you ask Jesus to save u from condemnation then thats ur garrantee.
2006-08-05 14:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by CD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first answer is a great one.
Besides, everyone would love a gift from the bank before we ask for it, or "kiss their behind."
2006-08-05 13:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you got to serious; your language indicates that you are not serious about your need for salvation, God does not play games.
You need to realize that you are a sinner and you need to repent (to be truely sorry) of your sins.
I will give the plan of salvation just in case there is a change in heart.
-------Plan of salvation-------
Do you know for sure that Jesus Christ is your personal Saviour, and that you are going to heaven when you die?
First, realize that God loves you...
John 3:16 “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
Next, realize everyone is a sinner...
Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;”
Then, realize that sin has a price that must be paid...
Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”
And, realize that Jesus Christ died to pay your price...
Romans 5:8 “But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while were yet sinners, Christ died for us.”
Finally, pray, asking Jesus Christ to be your Saviour, claiming his promise of eternal life...
Romans 10:13 “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
You could pray something like this...
“Lord Jesus, I know I am a sinner, and I am sorry for all my sins. I ask you to forgive me. The best I know how, I am receiving you as my Lord and Saviour right now. Amen.”
2006-08-05 14:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you can't get into heaven by prayer. you can't even get there by doing good deeds. the only way to heaven is thru jesus, and all who believe in him will be saved.
2006-08-05 13:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by Chris K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you need to be an honest person and loving and try and enjoy and learn the new things in the world
2006-08-05 13:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by CRAIG B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋