Religion & Spirituality - 28 July 2006

Aren't you just the most adorable little monkey men.... goochy, goochy goo.

I can see the resemblence quite easily.

It's ok that you look like monkeys and smell like them too.

It's ok that you aren't all that unique or superior to the other creatures on this planet.

Just because your ancestor and an ape had a common ancestor doesn't mean you aren't a special lil guy. You're just as valuable as a common rat or cockroach.

Don't worry, some day your cute little violent species will evolve past throwing rocks at the noises in the dark. Be happy, clap your hands! YAAY!

2006-07-28 07:57:47 · 13 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3

When Jesus comes again to do the rapture thingie, he will resurrect the bodies of those who died in a state of grace and reunite them as glorified bodies with the spirits of the saints in the air. When he takes the believer's heart out of the unbeliever in a twinkling of an eye, won't that kill the now heartless unbeliever? I heard that some Christians take this so seriously that they will not allow there organs to be donated when they die to unbelievers.

2006-07-28 07:56:15 · 10 answers · asked by 自由思想家 3

About the controversy in wether he exists or not? Or the religion that is correct? Why would he waste his time seeing how we'd react? I have been in the church from birth, but I'm starting to question the very nature of god. So loving? Then why couldn't he see it was Adam's sin and not ours and just send him to hell? What a cruel way to live. worship me or go to hell.

2006-07-28 07:56:06 · 8 answers · asked by WavyHeadedWun 2

2006-07-28 07:55:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Bible, The Koran, The Book of Mormon, and other books are supposedly the word of God. Many other works are supposedly inspired by God, gods, god-like aliens from the Pleiades, etc. Why should I accept your favorite, and not one of the others?

2006-07-28 07:54:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-28 07:54:43 · 6 answers · asked by teri 2

2006-07-28 07:53:47 · 6 answers · asked by Ejsenstejn 2

2006-07-28 07:53:02 · 19 answers · asked by Maduro 1

In the late 1700s some people wanted democratic rule. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved that the king ruled by God's will.

In the mid 1800s some people wanted to end slavery. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved that God approved of slavery.

In the early 1900s some people wanted to give women the vote. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved that God made women inferior to men.

In the mid 1900s some people wanted to end segregation. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved God wanted to keep the races separate.

2006-07-28 07:51:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

You repent on your deathbed and head up to heaven, but on the way, your soul starts cursing, god, calling him an asshole and such, would he spin you around and throw you right into the depths of hell, or can you get away with it?

2006-07-28 07:51:04 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6

2006-07-28 07:50:59 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous

Could he have surfed without a board?

2006-07-28 07:50:57 · 33 answers · asked by Klawed Klawson 5

Do you pray a specific prayer of thanksgiving?

2006-07-28 07:50:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

who will obey this religion?

It is called...Barney the Purple Dinosaur Religion...

Here are my 15 commandments:

1.you should do everything you want to.
* 2.you should not fart my name in vain.
* 3.eat every booger u see.
* 4.the best band is my chemical romance.
5.you must honor your kids.
6.you must honor wednesday
* 7.you must not eat chocolate sprinkles.
8.you must not make contact with my tail.
9.you must visit michael jackson.
* 10.tom cruise is the first man created.
11.i love to dance in my underwear.
12.you must not kiss osama bin laden.
* 13.Leo is our friend (angel)
* 14.the best team is the texans.
* 15.purple is a sacred color.

all who disobey one commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN!!! (dramatic music)

(*) means you must do it everyday, but on wednesday you have to follow ALL OF THE RULES.

2006-07-28 07:50:30 · 11 answers · asked by Barney the Dinosaur 1

Im not saying i dont beleive i am undecided right now. If
God did exist and they say he created the world. then how was he created? and they say He was a spirit... then how were spirits created? Just think about it for a minute.

2006-07-28 07:50:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a friend who was in a head on colision going home from work and and died but they brought him back. He is in a coma and needs prayers!!!! He is their only sorce of income. the baby is not even 6 mos. old. He and his wife are firm believers and need our support in prayers. Hes only 25 and they have 3 children under 4. His wife says God did not take him so it is not his time to leave me yet. Please pray for this family. She is not willing to let go they have not been married even a vear yet. She has blind faith that God is going to make him well. BUT THE DOCTORS are wanting to give up. MABE WITH ENOUGH PRAYERS FOR MY FRIEND GOD WILL SEE THAT HE SHOULD STAY WITH HIS FAMILLY A WHILE LONGER. WITH THEIR FAITH THEY DESERVE IT AND HE DESERVES A FULL RECOVERY.

2006-07-28 07:50:18 · 12 answers · asked by anita_reel 3

who would you pick .

Conditions. they have to be Alive ( really here with some form of governmental id)
They have to be of your faith.
And they have to a real person. ( no mickey mouse... flying spaggetti monsters please)

2006-07-28 07:49:29 · 4 answers · asked by Tom 3

ok im seeng lots of god related questions lately, and i came to wondering- why do people believe in god? if you do- WHY do you?

personally, i dont. full stop. i dont believe in a creator, where science can back up so much. why trust in a book written by someone serveral hundreds of years ago, which has more than likely become a game of chinese whispers through the years. when was it first suppose to be documented? is there any proof of this?
miracles shmiracles. there's a song by Lou Barlow, called 'Mary', to be this song is much more believeable than the 'Virgin' crap we get fed. (in my opinion)
believe what you want, as long as you dont throw it down my neck like SOME door-to-door knocking people, i dont care what you believe. i just wondered what are your REASONS for it?

2006-07-28 07:48:58 · 40 answers · asked by niccyford 2

Apparently there is a distiction in the bible

2006-07-28 07:48:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I wrote several letters of apology yesterday, not about my question, but the way I worded it. I agree, it was judgemental, self centered, and very inappropriately done. Now everyone, and especially you, Jack whoever, I don't care to hear any more from you and this is definitely my last apology. Like I said, not for my question, but the way I worded it. God tells me to spread the word. If you don't want to accept it, so be it, but don't try to sell me any other religion or atheism, and I will say God Bless all I want. Like you so bluntly put it, this is a free country, after all.

2006-07-28 07:47:37 · 7 answers · asked by stullerrl 5

Kritikos43 translation
Many deceivers are in the world, who do not confess,
That Jesus Anointing is here in the flesh,
This is a deceiver and a
Anti-Christ (Anti-anointed).

To Confess , the Greek word is , Homologeo, What does it mean?

2006-07-28 07:47:28 · 3 answers · asked by kritikos43 5

2006-07-28 07:47:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean why did they see other spirits and gods.In Christianity there is only one god but other religions had more that one?did they see other spirits or something?

2006-07-28 07:46:10 · 11 answers · asked by lol!?? 3

How could you fit two of every animal on a ship only slightly larger than a football field?
What about carnivores? Were there extra live animals brought on board for them to eat?
What about other specific animals such as the Koala that eat only fresh Eucalyptus leaves?
If you couldn't fit all the animals on board, how can you fit the animals and their food?
Where did all that extra flood water come from? Where did it go?
How did 8 (or so) people take care of all those animals?
What about all the inbreeding after the flood?
Where is the fossil evidence?
What about freshwater and saltwater fish in a mixed environment?
What about trees and plants?
What about animals that died on the ark? Did they forever become extinct?
What about the tons of animal poop?
If the ark took 100 years (or even 10) to prepare and build, wouldn't it be rotten by the time it started to rain?

2006-07-28 07:46:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

would his robes have hindered his performance or would he have competed wearing something similar to that cute little number he wore on the cross?

2006-07-28 07:45:51 · 9 answers · asked by Klawed Klawson 5

I am sometimes confused about this issue. Some say when you are saved you're saved. other people make it seem like if you sin after you are saved and you die before asking for forgiveness then you go to hell. That seems to me like being saved by works. What is your opinion?

2006-07-28 07:45:35 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2

2006-07-28 07:45:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

John 3:16
-Mrs. Paige

2006-07-28 07:45:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-28 07:44:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm thinking 10 bucks a pop sounds about right.

Do I need a license?

2006-07-28 07:43:44 · 26 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3