who will obey this religion?
It is called...Barney the Purple Dinosaur Religion...
Here are my 15 commandments:
1.you should do everything you want to.
* 2.you should not fart my name in vain.
* 3.eat every booger u see.
* 4.the best band is my chemical romance.
5.you must honor your kids.
6.you must honor wednesday
* 7.you must not eat chocolate sprinkles.
8.you must not make contact with my tail.
9.you must visit michael jackson.
* 10.tom cruise is the first man created.
11.i love to dance in my underwear.
12.you must not kiss osama bin laden.
* 13.Leo is our friend (angel)
* 14.the best team is the texans.
* 15.purple is a sacred color.
all who disobey one commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN!!! (dramatic music)
(*) means you must do it everyday, but on wednesday you have to follow ALL OF THE RULES.
2006-07-28 07:50:30 · 11 answers · asked by Barney the Dinosaur 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
who the hell said this was funny?!?? this a the true relgion! and yes i have many followers! so far about 10 are following.
2006-07-28 09:37:49 · update #1
Stupid.
2006-07-28 07:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by lashea! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Romans 10
2006-07-28 14:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if rule 1 excludes rules 2, 3, 5, 6, and 9? Am I still eligible?
2006-07-28 14:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only reason this is funny is b/c it's a mockery of god.
Barney is a false prophet, mutterhals is the true lord and saviour...
2006-07-28 14:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just ate some chocolate sprinkles. Let the clown do his worst.
2006-07-28 14:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't wanna end up facing the wrath of the tickling clown so ya.
Says "TICKLING CLOWN" BUM BUM BUM Dramatic music.
2006-07-28 16:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by position28 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a mockery of God and not funny at all.
2006-07-28 14:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by caroline c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm...no.
2006-07-28 14:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just fell out of my chair.i can't stop laughing.
2006-07-28 14:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you have any followers yet
2006-07-28 14:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not funny at all - it's rather stupid
2006-07-28 15:10:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋