Religion & Spirituality - 20 July 2006

I left a condom on the stovetop, and accidentally burned it.
No it looks like Jesus dancing the macarena.

How much can I get for this on Ebay?

2006-07-20 15:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2

she should be praying to me, i give her food!

2006-07-20 15:28:58 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3

I think that would be very nice.

2006-07-20 15:28:01 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3

Do they not know he also used Nostradomus prophecies and the Christian religion to defend his barbarity?

2006-07-20 15:27:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just take a minute and read some of their crazy questions..Please don't provide for them entertainment to mock the name of the Lord.

If we ignore them they would soon lose interest and go away. I'm on another Christian board and every once in a while a child of fallen one comes up to spew..everyone agrees to say nothing to them..after a while they lose interest because no one answers their insults..they move on!
If they are truley seeking the Lord they have thousands of chances all around them.

Even me saying this to Christians they will spew hate..watch!

IGNORE!

2006-07-20 15:27:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 15:27:05 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3

I mean, if it's a matter of self-esteem, shouldn't they be allowed to for their health?

2006-07-20 15:26:59 · 40 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2

2006-07-20 15:26:40 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3

2006-07-20 15:25:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Serious answers only please. No hating, no bashing, no attempts at converting me please.

2006-07-20 15:25:47 · 13 answers · asked by Maria Isabel 5

2006-07-20 15:25:46 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3

so noah builds his arc and puts two of every animal on the boat. the world floods and kills every thing except the animals on noahs boat, except anything that can swim or fly. so if god really was trying to start over then why did he let the fishys and birds live?

2006-07-20 15:25:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 15:24:29 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3

and they way the had them was by laying eggs.

2006-07-20 15:24:00 · 6 answers · asked by holywonder 2

2006-07-20 15:23:46 · 7 answers · asked by Arkangyle 4

2006-07-20 15:23:33 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3

2006-07-20 15:22:59 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3

if so, what have you done lately that you regret.

2006-07-20 15:21:55 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3

In the Quran, Allah orders Muslims to terrorize non-Muslims in His behalf:

"Strike terror (into the hearts of) the enemies of Allah and your enemies." Surah 8:60

"Fight (kill) them (non Muslims) and Allah will punish (torment) them by your hands, cover them with shame." Surah 9:14

"I will instil terror into the hearts of the unbelievers, smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them. It is not ye who slew them; it was Allah." Surah 8:12-17

"O ye who believe! Fight the unbelievers...let them find firmness (harshness) in you and know that Allah is with those who fear Him." Surah 9:123

2006-07-20 15:17:43 · 14 answers · asked by Mardukas 1

The word Elohim is the plural form of the Hebrew word for God. The word is no longer used in the plural form in current translations of the Bible and also the concept of the Holy Trinity didn't come into being until a later point in time.

Please no bashing. I just want your honest answer of what you think the reason is. I don't want a regurgitation of another person's thoughts and your defense of it saying it is an absolute truth.

It is an interesting topic if you take the time to look at it.

2006-07-20 15:16:31 · 17 answers · asked by ancient_wolf_13 3

do animals such goat, pigs, etc. have souls like human being for they eat, breath, and grow like human?

2006-07-20 15:15:40 · 20 answers · asked by Lorena P 1

Heaven has been a reclusive dictatorship for over 6000 years and has been firing an aweful lot of WMDs* in our direction lately.

*WMD = weathers of mass destruction

2006-07-20 15:12:58 · 17 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5

2006-07-20 15:12:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

After he testified to Mary Magdeline and a few others where do you suppose he went? Did he go into hiding and live to be an old man and then die again? Or did he ascend into heaven?

2006-07-20 15:11:22 · 26 answers · asked by moonbaby279 4

Hi My nam iz Aj i'm 13 from New Orleans please read
A lthough things are not perfect
B ecause of trial or pain
C ontinue in thanksgiving
D o not begin to blame
E ven when the times are hard
F ierce winds are bound to blow
G od is forever able
H old on to what you know
I magine life without His love
J oy would cease to be
K eep thanking Him for all the things
L ove imparts to thee
M ove out of "Camp Complaining"
N o weapon that is known
O n earth can yield the power
P raise can do alone
Quit looking at the future
R edeem the time at hand
S tart every day with worship
T o "thank" is a command
U ntil we see Him coming
V ictorious in the sky
W e'll run the race with gratitude
X alting God most high
Y es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
Z ion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!

2006-07-20 15:10:56 · 14 answers · asked by lol 3

hahaha bought this book today...

OMG its so hilarious so many of the "spells" that they have in here sound EXACTLY like my cats to a T

This is just one of the some 45ish "spells for cats"

ok heres a "cat spell" for "How to get locked indoors on a wet day"

You will need:
Imagination
Long-range weather forecast
selective hearing
multitasking abilities
an ability to create controlled mayhem
a new hiding place

Method (the night before)
1 ) Knock over the kitchen bin(hopefully still full with last night's dinner) as quietly as possible. This will create more work for your human in the morning, and make her too flustered to look for you.

2 ) Pester your human for extra food mercilesslyso that you can survive the next day without breakfast or morning tea. You'll want to keep a low profile in the morning.

3)Seek out a new hiding place that is too imaginative for your human to locate in a 3 minute intensive search.


Method (in the morning)
1) Crawl into bed with

2006-07-20 15:10:42 · 8 answers · asked by Doug B 3

What about nuns?

2006-07-20 15:06:29 · 25 answers · asked by tammers 3

2006-07-20 15:01:56 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous

Regarding Religion and Spirituality

2006-07-20 14:54:32 · 5 answers · asked by Angel 4

2006-07-20 14:52:55 · 24 answers · asked by larsteed 1