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I left a condom on the stovetop, and accidentally burned it.
No it looks like Jesus dancing the macarena.

How much can I get for this on Ebay?

2006-07-20 15:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Dear darkyhatur,

I'll trade, but only if the body looks like Elvis.

2006-07-20 15:34:19 · update #1

11 answers

You can trade it straight up for a '89 Toyota Carolla that I found in the lake... with a body in it.

2006-07-20 15:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by darkyhatur 2 · 0 0

We got a fake here, But this is a good one!

Were you trying to put it on your nose? And it got stuck and you were trying to melt it off? And when it fell you took a fork and tried to yank it off the burner. And it stretched out and formed a figure? WOW show me how to make some money too!!!!!!!

2006-07-20 22:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quit hiding behind your grandmothers skirt tale and face the world like a man.

2006-07-20 22:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by suthrndaysi 4 · 0 0

What the heck are you doing leaving condoms around in the kitchen?

2006-07-20 22:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by lifelover 4 · 0 0

Spermicide reply.

2006-07-20 22:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey, anything will sell on Ebay, go for it.

2006-07-20 22:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 6 · 0 0

New or used condom?

2006-07-20 22:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0 0

gee, you'd think she would be a nice grandma...nah...just a troll

check out the 360, this is one strange person

2006-07-20 22:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by annierose 3 · 0 0

I know I know

you can trade it for....................

a session on your knees. how about ......trading it for repentance to Jesus Christ.
What you put on here was not cute, and it sure wasn't funny

consider yourself reported

2006-07-20 22:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0 0

Hey you found my corolla? IS that hooker ok?

2006-07-20 22:32:59 · answer #10 · answered by S S 1 · 0 0

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