hahaha bought this book today...
OMG its so hilarious so many of the "spells" that they have in here sound EXACTLY like my cats to a T
This is just one of the some 45ish "spells for cats"
ok heres a "cat spell" for "How to get locked indoors on a wet day"
You will need:
Imagination
Long-range weather forecast
selective hearing
multitasking abilities
an ability to create controlled mayhem
a new hiding place
Method (the night before)
1 ) Knock over the kitchen bin(hopefully still full with last night's dinner) as quietly as possible. This will create more work for your human in the morning, and make her too flustered to look for you.
2 ) Pester your human for extra food mercilesslyso that you can survive the next day without breakfast or morning tea. You'll want to keep a low profile in the morning.
3)Seek out a new hiding place that is too imaginative for your human to locate in a 3 minute intensive search.
Method (in the morning)
1) Crawl into bed with
2006-07-20
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