she should be praying to me, i give her food!
2006-07-20 15:28:58 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She isn't praying you? How inconsiderate.
Is she at least praying His Honour the Worm, who is fair and just?
If she isn't, throw her to the lions, and have fun. Get another nun that will understand your inestimable value.
2006-07-20 17:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that is a problem.
My first nun did that. I figured it was cuz she was old and suffering from dementia.
The next one I got I was sure to get her young, and she did the same damn thing. Maybe it's a genetic defect? Whenever I put her outside she just prayed louder. When I castigated her she did the same thing. I took away all her crosses and pictures of Jesus and that did't seem to do anything either.
Anyway I just put her in the basement. After a few weeks there was no more praying. Maybe isolation makes them stop?
2006-07-20 22:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by Songbird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you shouldn't own anyone. People are human beings and they needed to be treated like one. As for giving her food, I hope you would if she lives with you, it's like buying a puppy, you need to feed it.
I mean c'mon she's a nun. That's what nuns do, pray. If you have a problem with it maybe ask her to not pray as much around you. Or go find a different person to live with you.
Your disgusting to own someone, I'm gonna pray for that nun and for God to have pity on you.
2006-07-20 22:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by arenagymnast44 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you purchase a nun, you should be aware that they have the tendency to pray too often, instead of the owner-worshipping they were designed for.
If time spent in the time-out corner are not enough, you should send her back for a refund. Someone obviously jilted you, man.
Also, try rationing her holy water. Works for mine, every time.
^_^;; Goooood luck with that. =)
2006-07-20 22:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Hatake Seraph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really. Only one nun? I have a monastery full of priestesses and nuns and a few monks too! Shameful that they let such a low ranking imp post questions on yahoo. Perhaps you should kiss up to Azazel some more. ;)
2006-07-20 22:35:17 · answer #5 · answered by Fennylaise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! How off the wall can anybody be?
You own a nun, do you? You probably have a bottle of Blue Nun in your basement bar
2006-07-20 22:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Fully armed in the battle of wits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all y do u own a nun, and of course is praying 2 much, let her azz go fool, then again wat is ur religion that u own a nun, u cant confront no clergyman sayin u own a nun, get over urself brah fa real that is sic, hell u r sic 4 such a question lmoa @ u
2006-07-20 22:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by bkaolday 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, she is married to God, or Jesus, I am not sure anymore because they tend to swap a lot. I would just call her husband and have him dole out some punishment. As long as the stick is no fatter than his thumb.
2006-07-20 22:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot own a Nun.
2006-07-20 22:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breakfast burritos. The real hot ones.
2006-07-20 22:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by Pancakes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋