Religion & Spirituality - 20 July 2006

If not then where did his body go after it left the tomb? If his human body did go to heaven, then is heaven a physical place capable of holding physical objects such as human bodies? Since we have not had the second coming, would his body be the only one there?

2006-07-20 16:39:15 · 12 answers · asked by rec 3

Appostle or disciple?

2006-07-20 16:38:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-20 16:38:36 · 9 answers · asked by Olivia 4

2006-07-20 16:35:43 · 46 answers · asked by Olivia 4

Such as Nikki.

2006-07-20 16:31:03 · 23 answers · asked by azmurath 3

He told the rich man to sell everything and follow him.
He told the tax collectors to be honest with their books.
He told the Roman soldiers not to intimidate people.

Why didn't he tell the soldier to drop his sword and follow him?
Or the tax collector. . .why didn't he tell him the same?

I'm perplexed at this duality. . .can anyone tell me how some get salvation at such a high price, while others get it through common sense and courtesy?

2006-07-20 16:28:50 · 25 answers · asked by ThatGuy 4

Isn't it harmless to get dressed up for a Halloween costume party?

2006-07-20 16:28:25 · 30 answers · asked by Clayton B 2

A Division of the Knigdom B The King C Thw Judges

2006-07-20 16:28:00 · 2 answers · asked by Dragonpack 3

A The nation of Isreal B Birth of Jacob or C Death of Moses

2006-07-20 16:25:54 · 15 answers · asked by Dragonpack 3

2006-07-20 16:24:19 · 18 answers · asked by Iwanna know 1

http://www.holylemon.com/monkeypee.html

2006-07-20 16:23:54 · 21 answers · asked by Nicole 4

Thanks, I would appreciate, the answers, as long as they are clean, so if you are going to leave something rude, you just click on another question.

2006-07-20 16:23:46 · 9 answers · asked by vmbbfreak06 4

2006-07-20 16:22:46 · 12 answers · asked by Olivia 4

2006-07-20 16:22:36 · 6 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6

2006-07-20 16:22:04 · 13 answers · asked by ILLUSTRATOR 3

2006-07-20 16:21:47 · 9 answers · asked by Iwanna know 1

Has God ever truly spoken to you?

(Please keep any lame answers to yourself)

2006-07-20 16:21:15 · 8 answers · asked by ma_zila 5

"but they that wait upon the Lord shall renew theier strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run,and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint." isaiah 40:31
this verse has really been on my heart - many people ask me how i work so much and fulfill so many other obligations - i tell them that God will never give me a mission without providing the means.your thoughts?

2006-07-20 16:20:45 · 23 answers · asked by excellentneedswork 2

2006-07-20 16:18:48 · 20 answers · asked by Kellkat 3

Heavens to Betsy! When you're spreading God's word, it's important to pay attention to commas and spelling and proper phrasing. If you don't, you may end up saying something other than what you really intended. And sometimes the result can be scandalous--or just funny as all get out.

The following are excerpts from church bulletins nationwide. Who needs professional comedians when everyday folks are just as humorous? (Note: You have to read this carefully to catch the funniest mistakes.)

Preach it!
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Suffer the little children
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Sunday School: Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.

The Power of Prayer
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

After the worship service...
This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Announcement in a church bulletin for a national Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Ladies, Ladies
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Choir Practice
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

Which Door Do I Use?
The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Members of the Congregation
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

No Good Deed Will Go Unpunished
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Watch Out for Those Potlucks
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.

HOW Much Money Should I Give?
The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Who says church is boring?

2006-07-20 16:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by Doug B 3

2006-07-20 16:17:49 · 10 answers · asked by Iwanna know 1

did they really eat the dead? whoa

2006-07-20 16:15:28 · 4 answers · asked by ancient master 1

I already know what MY belief is, which won't change. I am simply asking for opinions!

2006-07-20 16:15:01 · 28 answers · asked by spunky_blonde_nurse 2

In case you want to know, this is what makes me wonder:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtnaprYFeQ1Sz2UStbB_iE7sy6IX?qid=20060719222156AA71N4U

And I'm asking because If you're not interested, perhaps we should all just form ghettos where each religious group (including those without a religion) could stay away from the rest of humanity.

Or else, we can really start to discuss it seriously and with all due respect for one another...

2006-07-20 16:13:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Because of the many of religions out there, wouldn't you say that everyone in the world is going to some other religion's hell?

No matter how I act someone out there says I'm going to Hell. Don't get me wrong, I have met several jack-n-apes with "Holier than thou" attitudes, that I really don't care to see in ANY afterlife.

2006-07-20 16:12:53 · 17 answers · asked by illuminostic_1 3

2006-07-20 16:11:39 · 27 answers · asked by spunky_blonde_nurse 2

If you mention any remotely religious topic in a chatroom, it's instant swearing, ridicule, etc. Why are people so intimidated by Jesus?

2006-07-20 16:09:53 · 28 answers · asked by ohio gal 5

2006-07-20 16:09:08 · 6 answers · asked by hafiz m 1

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2006-07-20 16:08:54 · 9 answers · asked by Nicole 4

And where do dinosaurs fit into this?

2006-07-20 16:08:00 · 15 answers · asked by reuben 3