Willys cynical thought for the day;
I once ate a lot of natural foods then learned that most people die of natural freaking causes!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pu$sy to design!
First was a butcher smart with wit,
By using a knife he gave it a slit!
Second was a carpenter strong and bold,
By using a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole!
Third was a tailor tall and thin,
By using a piece of red velvet he lined it within!
Fourth was a hunter short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur he lined it without!
Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell!
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee!
Last came a sailor dirty little runt,
He sucked it and f@cked it and called it C@nt!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-16
03:54:18
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