Willys cynical thought for the day;
I once ate a lot of natural foods then learned that most people die of natural freaking causes!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pu$sy to design!
First was a butcher smart with wit,
By using a knife he gave it a slit!
Second was a carpenter strong and bold,
By using a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole!
Third was a tailor tall and thin,
By using a piece of red velvet he lined it within!
Fourth was a hunter short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur he lined it without!
Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell!
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee!
Last came a sailor dirty little runt,
He sucked it and f@cked it and called it C@nt!
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2006-07-16 03:54:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From; Willys Jokes archives! Best, online, jokes bar none! Note; I gave the Warning if you open it & don't like it the weights on you!
2006-07-16 03:55:30 · update #1
Absolutely.....evolution asks you to "accept" that a creature can WILL itself to adapt...Like, Gee, if I could grow a sticky bone out of the top of my head before I die, I could catch more food and be superior to my species, until the others "catch" on, then I'll have to try something else
2006-07-16 03:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by rochelle_hall2000 3 · 8⤊ 7⤋
Gotta love hate that nasty little hole! It bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die!!! It must be divine!
Hey, why is this in the religion section?
2006-07-16 10:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get my 2 pts before you are reported....
2006-07-16 10:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever
2006-07-16 11:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2006-07-16 11:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by s_an_dubois 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋