Other - Society & Culture - 21 December 2006

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

2006-12-21 11:11:24 · 7 answers · asked by long_nslim 1

I am doing a paper on what is one way life has become worse.Could anyone help me

2006-12-21 11:09:54 · 6 answers · asked by babygirl1319902003 1

1-we should love gay ppl
2-we should love jews
3-iran s at the moment monster of the world like german nazi and soviet
4-we should hate muslims
5-our women should dress like sluts
6-eastern countries sux we rule!
7-get drunk,hate god,insult jesus,then u r so cool
8-holocaust s the most important thing!!if u deny it then u must die!

2006-12-21 11:06:09 · 4 answers · asked by kevin-z 1

2006-12-21 10:59:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-21 10:57:47 · 15 answers · asked by the7thseal 2

2006-12-21 10:56:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-21 10:43:23 · 7 answers · asked by yellowjumpy 1

here remember this ......cold bad! it cost a 1/2 million dollars

2006-12-21 10:42:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-21 10:27:12 · 18 answers · asked by hippomaiden 3

This country is made up of people from many different nationalities, but why is the government mainly white males? I not trying to be racist or anything. I just thought about it one day. America has many different ethnicities but why is our House and Senate only made up of one mostly? Why aren't there any Mexican, Chinese, African(beside Obama), etc and more females? Why doesn't the government reflect the country? Do you guys understand what I'm asking?

2006-12-21 10:26:15 · 5 answers · asked by hikaru908 2

...get MAD when we hit on you?

Psyche!

2006-12-21 10:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by Master_of_Psyche 2

Do sixth senses like seeing the future, able to read people's mind, and stuff like that exist? Cause I think I have one!!

2006-12-21 10:13:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bronwyn
Siobhan (pronounced Chevonn)
Lienna
Audarina
Mauraina
Tressyna
Elienna

2006-12-21 10:04:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-21 10:03:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Used words like Marvelous, Wonderful and Sensational!

2006-12-21 10:01:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just never understood this, and found it to be quite a jump from the name to the nickname.

2006-12-21 10:01:01 · 1 answers · asked by christinem57 1

im talking to all races, no matter what colour we are ,we are all affected by the decisions our crappy goverment make.

tony blair has turned the uk into a laughing stock,his own party dont have the balls to get rid of him,and he is too arrogant to leave

our local councils are crap and full of **** (well mine are anyway) what the hell am i paying council tax for

we are taxed up to the hill all this money they are squeezing out of us and i cant see what the hell they are spending it on - maybe in your area you fair better

the people who are suppesed to be looking after the "ordinary man" are so full of greed and lies that they have forgotten who we are!

are we gonna come together as a society and stand up for what we deserve - something better

2006-12-21 10:00:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I dont believe you, i want proof. Now give me your name.

2006-12-21 09:56:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

myself: Lavern and Shirley -I was a kid when it came out, one of my fav shows; now, wow, what a moronic, unfunny show- truly dumb

2006-12-21 09:52:01 · 10 answers · asked by I.M. 3

its just such a crap colour...and purple ...feck i feel sick

2006-12-21 09:48:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-21 09:43:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A) Am i pregnant?

B) Does he/she like me?

C) What should i get him/her for christmas??

i would have to say B) because its the same nonsense asked over in different ways!! and people ask that question like 123456789 times a day on here..what do you think??

2006-12-21 09:43:31 · 5 answers · asked by × 7

the licence for the bbc is going up again!

i dont know about you but i dont think they are worth the money. i hear lots of people moaning about it but when are we going to come together and stand up to these people or are we going to contine giving them money like ******* mugs

im totally sick of it, what do we do im ready to take part in some sort of demo. but one person cant make a difference, together we can -

2006-12-21 09:38:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its on yahoo video, just thought i would ask, don't you think more people should do this in America? I mean its nice to know there is humanity left out there. When I watched this video it touched my heart and got a lil teary eyed just sweet to see the love and smiles... thanks!

2006-12-21 09:36:49 · 4 answers · asked by Lauren_Ann20 5

caz am going to this new shcool it sucks and my old shcool batter and going back my shcool my new shcool is gay caz this kid bil all way loud and this kid danny naver shut hell up halp me !! FROM THIS SHCOOL

2006-12-21 09:36:10 · 6 answers · asked by ♥~Princess Kelly~♥ 5

Due to my surroundings there are phrases and slang that are used in other races and cultures that I rarely hear. My question is this, what exactly does "Hot Mess" mean. Like when someone says "He is a hot mess".

2006-12-21 09:36:07 · 2 answers · asked by Krazykitty 2

Man, people like racial motivated questions. Why? There is nothing wrong with it, but it's nothin' new...

2006-12-21 09:34:21 · 4 answers · asked by SmoOv 2

I just saw a report on fox news here in the U.S and on CNN showing that in Britan, the name "Mohammud" however you spell it, is now the most popular name in Britan, they say that Islam will , in a couple of years, be the ofical religon of The U.K and that the islams want to change british society into an Islam society, will you allow this????

2006-12-21 09:32:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-21 09:30:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was really hungry.

2006-12-21 09:29:44 · 14 answers · asked by Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 2