A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
2006-12-21 11:11:24 · 7 answers · asked by long_nslim 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The one with the wedding ring
2006-12-21 11:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one with the wedding ring
2006-12-21 11:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, correction its the first because of the triple scoop.
2006-12-21 11:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one with the ring.
2006-12-21 13:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third lady.It's just a guess. but I think I know how 2 explain.but not on the computer.
2006-12-21 11:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ luving animals ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one that is biting off the top.
2006-12-21 11:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Heather B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u disgusting pervert
2006-12-21 11:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋