Senior Citizens

About Christmas?

Like:
Drunken fools
Heads aglow
Falling down
In Yellow snow
Soon it will be Christmas time!!

2007-12-09 23:34:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-09 23:31:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does he just want to joyride on the sleigh?

2007-12-09 23:30:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Someone sent this to me today with the remark "good looking broad. Good legs". I had a good giggle and even a chuckle.
Here is the address:-

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-i7KYS81E

2007-12-09 23:28:32 · 9 answers · asked by Maureen S 7

" I can't believe I ate the whole thing"?
"Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is"
"I'd walk a mile for a camel"
"Mama mia that's a spicy pizza"
How many can you name?

2007-12-09 22:57:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

...in many retirement homes more geared to kindergardners than to senior adults? I find the decor. to be tacky and way over done and really childish.

2007-12-09 22:53:02 · 4 answers · asked by yoga guy 4

were you very strict when your kids were growing up, are you now easier on your grandchildren, just curious thks in advance and early happy christmas

2007-12-09 22:46:32 · 16 answers · asked by Little miss naughty 5

This is one of those things that I can't figure out how they do it. I know the card trick one is that your card is gone but how is this one done? http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf

2007-12-09 22:38:38 · 6 answers · asked by jfjohnsonrn2 2

Dear Dogs,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by Schumacher and is not a racetrack Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, growl, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6.Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fas hions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

2007-12-09 20:02:53 · 30 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

Does age or amount of time one has, matter when it comes to decorating? I'm older and have more time but I seem to care less about decorating for the holidays!

2007-12-09 18:39:28 · 28 answers · asked by PBcruzr 4

i've heard that it is , and that japan is also very expensive.

2007-12-09 17:48:53 · 7 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

not me. plow the fields, grow your own wheat, grind your own flour, bake the bread. i'd rather slip into the corner store any day.

2007-12-09 17:45:05 · 5 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

people who have been married or thinking about marriage?how old were you when you got married the first time?second time,etc?and where did you get married at?state and city?thanks.i got married for the first time in 1975 and i was 37,and i got married in nashville,Tennessee.second time i was 64 and got married in Jamestown,KY

2007-12-09 15:45:26 · 33 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGvCMruyj...
or
"On The Road Again" sung by Willie Nelson
can you name?
Name a song about a mode or venue of travel.

2007-12-09 15:35:25 · 26 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

...is it something romantic, Hip, Bluesy, Classic Oldie, Big
Band, Country, what are you listening too?...

2007-12-09 14:37:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: "The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead". Claudia Schiffer was thinking "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it". And the Scotsman was thinking: "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English man again. Calm down only a joke.

2007-12-09 14:37:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

or are they selective about inforcement

2007-12-09 14:27:06 · 18 answers · asked by gggggg 6

Ok, well i am 15 and some of my friends and i wanted to do something for the wheeling village senior center. Like make Christmas cards or something like that. Do you think that the Senior Center would let us do something like that. And what else could we do for the community.

2007-12-09 13:55:39 · 12 answers · asked by David 1

We are down to $2.67 on reg. unl.

2007-12-09 13:55:05 · 19 answers · asked by gggggg 6

A herse was goin' down a very steep hill in Glasgow, an' a small girl ran in front of it. The driver slammed on the brakes, an the coffin in the rear broke loose, an' went doon the hill aboot 40 MPH. riht acroass a main road, smashed thro' a chemist shoap windae, an' the lid flew aff, an the corpse sat up an says, "Huv ye ay'hin' tae stoap this coffin???

2007-12-09 13:40:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

you reached the second half of the great life?

I seem to still have the same energy level as I did when I was younger, much to my surprise!

2007-12-09 13:07:48 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

Because of what they actually do to one certain animal in the wild's of Africa?

2007-12-09 12:55:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

eating tv dinners when you were a kid? I do. Each Sat. night my mom and step father went out. My brother and I eagerly looked forward to eating those tv dinners and watching the Scary Movie on tv. My faves were turkey and fried chicken... Swanson...

2007-12-09 12:45:33 · 36 answers · asked by Judith H 5

2007-12-09 12:43:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

postulated that the next step in human evolution would be the ability to speak mind to mind. If you could do that with wild animals, which animals would you wish to use that ability?

2007-12-09 12:25:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

in different countries,i was wandering what is your state or countries sales tax?where i live it is 9.75%,very high.and do you pay tax on food?we do.

2007-12-09 11:42:21 · 43 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

2007-12-09 11:37:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

and are their some who have gone beyond what you even dreamed?

2007-12-09 11:32:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

& Robert Deniro? its a Great ( soap type) lol christmas movie, i have the Dvd, ( wide screen ) yukky, But lucky i have a Zoom in to make it full Screen, They ran into each other on the Train, Christmas shopping ( there both married) but cheating, But fell in love, at the end, they got toghter, I love it, How about others?

2007-12-09 10:55:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you answer on Monday what did you think and what was an avid memory to you?

2007-12-09 10:37:50 · 17 answers · asked by ndnquah 6