There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: "The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead". Claudia Schiffer was thinking "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it". And the Scotsman was thinking: "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English man again. Calm down only a joke.
2007-12-09 14:37:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Funny !!! Thanks !!!
2007-12-09 15:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Diana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Seeking: All theists have been atheists. We all start as atheists and then we are indoctrinated into otherwise. By one way: Actually all atheists aggre on one thing, your god is fictious. That is also the only thing every single one of us shares. Further, by saying in any way that atheists are not what we are supposed to be you are implicating your god as the culprit since it created us with full knowledge of what we would become. Or did you not bother to think about that? To the asker, honestly most people are stupid and hateful so there has been lots of propaganda written about us.
2016-05-22 10:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by desirae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope ~ partly because I heard the same 'tale' about a Russian army officer, a Jew, a Pole and beautiful young woman, years ago ~ followed by later recyclings of it with different nationalities too.
Sorry.
I always take a ruler to bed with me.
Why?
To see how long I sleep.
Good night.
Sash.
2007-12-09 23:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by sashtou 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny how scotsmen like to slap like girls!! I've noticed that too!! Must be because they wear skirts!
2007-12-09 14:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Fairy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was trying to follow what happened to who and who did it. LOL Very funny!
2007-12-09 15:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute. And plausible!
2007-12-09 15:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's got to be one of your best keep it up
2007-12-09 14:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by gggggg 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And my face has been sore ever since.
2007-12-09 19:15:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Lol..... a real good one Suzie!!
2007-12-09 21:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-12-09 14:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by suzywong 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a goodie.
2007-12-09 23:30:16 · answer #11 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋